#sircasm
Earth has latitudes
And I have attitude right?
Inevitable
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 11:21 AM UTC
The girl's beautiful's
Not enough
Gotta check
if she suits me or not
Says Swamy Downey
Is she (a) cloth?
Wondered SIRI
Audibly
Oct 14, 2014
Oct 14, 2014 at 12:54 AM UTC
Swamy Downey and SIRI
Taking a stroll
Along the beach
SIRI said
No man is committed
Uh huh
Said Swamy Downey
Where can I find a committed man?
SIRI wondered aloud
Thus spake Swamy Downey
Mental hospital
Oct 26, 2014
Oct 26, 2014 at 12:23 PM UTC
Don't wear
Your heart
On the sleeve
It won't survive
Out of place
Says Swamy Downey
Heart is not a watch
Replied SIRI
Thus Spake Swamy Downey
But you gotta watch it
With all your love
Else.........
You android
Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 12:47 AM UTC
Tens now times along
Lived a mother
With her two kids
A widow
Two kids
One a boy
And one a girl
The boy was four
And the girl two
She works hard
To meet the ends
And keep the kids
Clean and Green
One day
The poor mother
Bought
Two apples
Saving money
From her meager earnings
And gave her kids
Kodfather, the boy
Ate his apple
And Rose, the daughter
(was) Playing with it
Then Kodfather said
To his little sister
Shall we play a game?
Innocent she was
Delighted
With her brother's proposal
She asked
What game?
*Let's play *
Adam and Eve
The mother
Who was cooking
In the corner
Turned with a jolt
Her eyes wide
How to play?
Asked little Rose
You tempt me
And I'll eat the apple
Game's finnis
He's the one
Mother thought
You know who
A Downey must come
To save the world
Oct 21, 2014
Oct 21, 2014 at 12:44 AM UTC
My papa is great
Said his girl friend
For the umpteenth time.
Yea, said Swamy Downey
I know of a great man.
He lights up a room
when he leaves it.
And incidentally
He's my girl friend's father
Oct 13, 2014
Oct 13, 2014 at 2:53 AM UTC