#sickday
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*This isn't happening
all of the sudden
we need to close the beaches
and call in sick
Don't cry again teargas
it's not your fault
don't get hot there gun
you gave it your best shot
Song and dance, weekend warrior
soothe your soul
with a little radio friendly fire
The forest can be petrified
the sea wild
working without a mask
is both, you know
It's quite out of this world
but you haven't
really seen outerspace
until you've had DayQuil
with dissociatives
Then you take hot trips
to odd places
like an international
convenient store
where they're always
out of Africa and milk
I wish Monday mourning
would go jump off a bridge
I wish taco Tuesday
would become a festive holiday
nevertheless, our girl Friday
is always good for the job
The weight has lifted
the wait has (week)ended
the search for
my socks and sanity
can now kick off*
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May 13, 2021
May 13, 2021 at 9:21 AM UTC
I’m a total mess and need a shower
I have a meeting in less than an hour
There’s no hot water – we have no power
Should I **** it up and take one now, or
Call in sick to work?
Aug 1, 2019
Aug 1, 2019 at 11:00 AM UTC
I think today
I'm gonna call in, dead
But, I'll be much better
Laying all day, in bed
I'll watch some bad horror movies
Maybe catch up on TV shows
Drink my coffee in my PJ's
Heaven, only knows
Those reports? They'll have to wait
I'm in no mood, this morn
My boss, a worthless ingrate
Maybe, I'll watch some ****
It happens, time to time
Listless, and lethargic
Not like it's a crime
Torpid and cathartic
The malaise, and the apathy
Not wanting to go, too work
I think, I'll still be dead, tomorrow
Using sick days, as, a perk
Nov 27, 2017
Nov 27, 2017 at 12:36 PM UTC