#shape-poems
It's quite
difficult
to tell
a really
really good
religious
joke but I
am confident
that you'll
love this one.
There were three Irish Catholic women coming out of church after confession
and they were exchanging information on their ****** sins they way you do,
and the first one out of the confessional said she had done something so terrible
she could never tell them for the shame and filth of it all, at all, at all, at all.
The second one confessed to her friends that she had given herself one off the wrist
and the priest had said to rinse her digits in the font and do three Hail Marys.
The first woman said "Oh my God!" and put her hand up to her mouth at this.
The third woman said she'd given her boyfriend a ******* in the back of his car
and the priest had told her to wash her mouth out with the holy font water and
say ten Hail Marys. "Oh dear sweet Jesus, no," cried the first woman.
The last
two girls
were really
curious as
to why the
first woman
was so
shocked.
"So what did
you do?" they
demanded,
"You can't
keep us all
in suspense,
at all, at all"
they chorused.
"All right,"
she said,
hanging her
head down in
embarrassment.
"I let me
old man put
his **** up
me *******
last night,
so I naturally
used the
font to
cleanse me
sins away."
And the two
women had thought
someone had left
a tasty bar of
chocolate lying there
for penitents to nibble on whilst
mumbling their Hail Marys in atonement.
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Dec 24, 2014
Dec 24, 2014 at 10:52 AM UTC