#schmuck
It'll be alright
It'll be okay
Little white lies I tell every single day
Well, that is if you believe what Doug has to say
I believe they’re true
It’s not a platitude
It's an attitude
If you want to be a schmuck, that's up to you
But me… I ain't got time to feel blue
Aug 27, 2020
Aug 27, 2020 at 9:53 PM UTC
FROM WHITE HOUSE
I ham aghast at increasing banality, deviltry, ferocity,
imbecility, liability, obscenity, rapacity, ugly
offal popularity witnessed by Donald trump
hence aye aerate thoughts,
how *** a nine his banal, demoniacal,
egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, and hurtful
culling frightening insight, where portentous more deadly than
sport ugh guise Man 'o War debacle
doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster
my plenti full over active imagination
to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness
proportionate burst of haughtiness) while he doth stump
would animate mine rear i.e. rather noxious flatulence
expelled from outward doppelganger of ****
pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan, but wood vouchsafe
tub be a jimmy neutron n sponge bob squarepants
Ark n saw wing enemy against da dull don dat pumps
swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego
analogous to his body infected with severe case of mumps
that brazen denizen hurling and spewing volcanic fiery spittle
with incense against others – to him mere lumps
of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself
boasts as proof of favoritism, that enervating, fawning,
gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps
higher than expected,
while he commits faux paws which bumps
his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses
pandemonium toward gloating gump
shun from the uproarious. querulous
and populous madding crowd!
throughout launch of his campaign,
banally, devilishly, and fiendishly
character assassinating those opposed to his views -
inducing me to harrumph and dump faith
in humanity, wondering what ruse
smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up
while pacing in soft shoes
woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render
competitors to drop out in ones n twos
whom he purportedly considers apostates,
and heathens cons heed Make America Great use
all manner of bullying (determination whose occipital pupils
coalescing into searing grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers)
forcibly silencing any jeers
when necessary plagiarizing neo **** play book with a "who cares"
attitude closing in on pinteresting
for United Stated chess board foursquare,
which deliberate intent to foment n wrought prostrate -
music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears
sans defeated apprenticing contestants hearing sobbing tears
with vitriolic violent bilious inducing jabs of his a will full spears
reputations of personalities (men and women politicians
his especial flavor of scathing, scandalous, scabrous sordidness
spewed squeamishly to grab by the figurative crotch
the hello kitty 2016 presidential election),
whether liberal, conservative, heterosexual or queers
thus this middle-aged mwm abject psychic fractal shears!
the following poetic addendum composed way buff fore
(in my mind) atrocious, cretaceous, enormous, ferocious,
garrulous, hellacious, indecorous, malicious nemesis,
pernicious, querulous, rapacious, specious, tedious,
unrighteous, vicious, dangerous demon
must BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP!
DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --
this portion dashed off (while dry ving an open white hearse slay
so many months back before sale him slotted the most coveted
Casino biggest win - before the political imbroglio
much more upsetting than today
Axe the old don
A trump peter n piper of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
With the ha air brushed pompous ****
so Macy jackal hound doth run
After public outcry yelps for his hide and proletarian discord won!
Donald Duck Trump ™$ - a pompous ***
makes war with his big brass
knuckles and bucket of crass
maligns vis a vis character assassination with bro kin glass
inciting banal deathly hallowed expletives toward lass
sees – especially Fox Television
news anchor woman Megyn Kelly
inducing said personality to bear grizzly brunt of brutish mass
of vitriolic n vile insults from incriminating verbal pass
so…ex post facto viz mine NO VOTE from me
thus this digital screed to disallow him
to accept the oath of office, cuz he will hurrahs
from such a snooty arrogant simian with sass!
I van a try to describe while sitting on me ****
How he oh bomb in lee rages with gnashing teeth
while back a slump
Blasting Democratic nomination as a sham –
From special interest bro and sis turn pump
He, the epitomy of crass bloviation, a malignant lump
Whose rants sans presidential sham rocked outcome
lets him trounce, pounce, denounce
liberal Democratic stalwart efforts bolstering middle class
to blitz total mortal kombat like a rabid red bull
in a China shop with his millions beds this,
That and another woman to ******** jump
Disseminating gene pool – Obama null lee birthing
more quackery and additionally doth ****
The mass media as some foolhardy charade
characterizes abominable (MORE FRIGHTFUL THAN YETI):
culpable, deplorable, execrable,
et cetera of a frazzled grump, This arboreal clothed ape
Erecting Taj Mahal ******* symbol where players dump
And gamble away hard earn cash
For his hello kitty, as if cachet to grind and bump
Lambasting with that maniacal leering pout
while hair *** runs rampant with red bulls
In a China shop atop his bulbous
aerosol sprayed heady measly shaped
ulterior motive aimed his sights to become Pastor of Muppets
Dis eased cranial hologram
Of cretaceous, facetious and insidious mump!
By: Baron von Ivan Mal N. Ya.
Apr 14, 2018
Apr 14, 2018 at 1:44 AM UTC
me
he got
another
God fist
face
when
lucifer approached
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Feb 23, 2018
Feb 23, 2018 at 8:07 AM UTC