#scandalous
YES!!!
MY FRIEND
YOU ARE AN OPEN BOOK!!!
all we gotta do
is just take a
good look,
We know your business,
we know who you are,
You thought that
you escaped, but
didn't get very far,
your business is out there,
OH, CAN'T YOU JUST SEE!!!
buzzing all over town
YES!!!
YOU'RE THE REAL TEA!!!
SO,
WHAT'S THE SCOOP??? and
WHAT'S THE DEAL???,
WHAT YOU DONE DID???
COME CORRECT and
BE REAL!!!
YOU ARE THE GOSSIP
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU!!!
NO NEED FOR SEARCHING
COS,
YOU ARE REAL CLUE
NO TIME FOR RUNNING
DON'T DUCK AND HIDE
JUST FACE THE MUSIC AND
ALL THAT IT PROVIDES!!!!
B.R.
Date: 4/29/2026
Apr 29
Apr 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM UTC
Our daily prayers,
Are in fact ‘dares’
That we would dare to approach God
With our earthly needs;
For more:
More money,
To buy
More clothes, shoes, bags,
Technologies, TVs, devices, gadgets
Properties that we can conquer too;
People.
How scandalous are our prayers —
Jul 26, 2025
Jul 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM UTC
Well look who's
decided to
SHOW THEIR FACE!!!,
It is such a SUPRISE,
yet still a DISGRACE,
you are the
TALK OF THE TOWN, and
you VANISHED
without a TRANCE,
your BUSINESS is OUT THERE,
and ALL OVER THE PLACE,
so, come out of HIDING and
of the WORLD, JUST FACE,
the RUMORS are SPREADING,
like WILDFIRE, you SEE,
the GAWKS and the STARES,
I AM SO GLAD IT'S NOT ME,
the things that they are saying,
you just would not believe,
from the SQUEALER, and
the BLABBERMOUTH,
you have been DECEIVED,
BEWARE of the TATTLERS!!!,
JUST WATCH WHAT YOU SAY,
Your BUSINESS WILL BE OUT THERE,
VERY SOON AND TODAY!!,
IF ONLY YOU SAY
THE RIGHT THINGS,
TO THE ONES
WITH ITCHING EARS,
then you won't be hit with,
EMBARRASSMENT and FEAR,
If you want to SHUTDOWN
the NOSEY and UNKNOWN,
Tell them to
MIND THEIR BUSINESS,
and find BUSINESS of their OWN!!!
Why you all up in my KOOL-AID??? and
DON'T KNOW THE FLAVOR!!
Get up out of my BUSINESS, is
A JUICY GOSSIPERS MEAL SAVOR!!!
B.R.
Date: 4/5/2025
Apr 5, 2025
Apr 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM UTC
You keep telling us LIES, and
keep FEEDING US FIBS,
you are CONCEALING
HIDDEN SECRETS,
to what you REALLY DID,
You keep TELLING LIES,
from ANOTHER to ANOTHER,
To back up THOSE LIES,
to use another LIE to COVER!!!
You keep SPREADING LIES,
We keep HEARING RUMORS,
But, your LIES will
COME TO SURFACE,
not LATER, but SOONER!!
Now, TELL US THE TRUTH,
You think that we are FOOLISH,
But, We Really are not,
So, come clean with
WHAT YOU DID!!!
Now, TELL US THE TRUTH,
You Keep trying to DECEIVE,
Your LIES sound so DOUBTFUL,
THAT THEY ARE HARD TO BELIEVE!!!
You think you got AWAY,
or that you are GETTING BY,
You BETTER CONFESS and
QUIT TELLING THESE LIES!!!
It's REALLY AMAZING,
The question is WHY???
You LIE SO GOOD,
you BELIEVE YOUR OWN LIES!!!
It not a SUPRISE,
we come to REALIZE,
The TRUTH IS HIDDEN,
Within the LIARS DISGUISE!!!
IT'S seen in your DEMEANOR,
You can't help BUT TO LIE,
Like the BOY WHO CRIES WOLF,
The WOLF ATE HIM ALIVE!!!!
He kept pulling PRANKS,
like HE was GETTING BY,
But, no one BELIEVED HIM,
The LIES lead TO HIS DEMISE!!!!
B.R.
Date: 08/6/2023
Aug 25, 2024
Aug 25, 2024 at 12:25 PM UTC
OH!!! SO YOU THOUGHT THAT
WE DIDN'T KNOW,
ALL out in the OPEN,
So, you better LAY LOW,
PEOPLE RECOGNIZE YOU,
YEAH, YOUR COVER IS BLOWN,
YOU THINK YOUR GETTING BY,
ITS WORLDWIDE, and
YOU ARE KNOWN,
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID,
WHAT A CRYING SHAME,
It's ALL OVER TABLOIDS,
THEY LIKE:
YOU THE BLAME!!!!
YEAH, WE KNOW
ALL ABOUT YOU,
WHERE YOU'VE GONE,
WHERE YOU'VE CAME,
WHAT YOU DID,
WHERE YOU LIVE,
YEAH, IT'S ALL
ABOUT THE FAME!!!
IT'S JUST A HOT MESS,
IT REALLY MAKES NO SENSE,
OH, THE SHAME OF IT ALL,
JUST FULL OF SUSPENSE!!
SO, THE NEXT TIME
YOU FIND YOURSELF
IN THE LIMELIGHT,
DISAPPEAR, GO AWAY
AND STAY OUT OF OUR SIGHT!!!
IT'S YOUR ***** ***** LAUNDRY
THAT'S KEEPS GIVING US DELGHT!!!
B.R.
Date: 5/23/2024
Aug 28, 2024
Aug 28, 2024 at 11:36 AM UTC
HA HA!!!!,
YOU GOT CAUGHT
with your HANDS
in the COOKIE JAR!!!
you TRIED TO FLEE,
but you DIDN'T GET FAR!!!
You tried to
HIDE A
FULL BLOWN DECEPTION!!!,
Come out with it "NOW!!!"
OWN UP TO YOUR CONFESSION!!!
Hiding the EVIDENCE by
ACT OF CONCEALMENT,
Thinking YOU'RE GETTING BY
with ACCOMPLISHMENTS
or ACHIEVEMENTS
SCARED TO CONFESS,
AVOIDANCE of
EMBARRASSMENT!!!!
HOW MUCH DID THEY OFFER YOU???
HOW MUCH DO THEY OWE???
RECEIVING HUSH MONEY
WHILE YOU'RE ON THE GO
SO OUT WITH IT NOW!!!!
YOU DECEITFUL FOOL!!!!!,
TELL US THE TRUTH
YOU UNGRATEFUL TOOL!!!!!
IT'S WRITTEN ON YOUR FACE,
SO, JUST COME CLEAN,
YOUR COVER
HAS BEEN BLOWN,
LET'S NOT CAUSE
A BIG SCENE!!!!!
B.R.
Date: 11/4/2023
Aug 26, 2024
Aug 26, 2024 at 10:45 PM UTC
UH OH!!
you were
TAKEN BY SUPRISE.
We can't BELIEVE
our EARS,
or WHAT we
just seen with
our own EYES.
We know WHAT
they SAID, and
WE know
what we HEARD.
YOU were
CAUGHT WITH
YOUR PANTS DOWN,
and we didn't
hear this from
NO LITTLE BIRD.
You were
CAUGHT WITH
YOUR PANTS DOWN,
don't try to DUCK AND HIDE,
We know ALL about you so,
don't act ALL SUPRISED!!
WE KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS,
Your BUSINESS is
OUT THERE NOW!!
SO, DON'T TRY TO COVER UP,
Just stand there,
and TAKE A BOW!!
Your PERSONAL BUSINESS is
like a BIG SHOW!!!
You are known
ALL AROUND, and
everywhere YOU GO!!!
People be KNOWING
WHO YOU ARE!!
your PERSONAL BUSINESS
just made you
a 🌟BIG STAR!!!🌟
You are SO BIG,
Like in ENTERTAINMENT,
POPPERAZZI is
CHASING YOU,
Even your HOME is
NO CONTAINMENT!!!
Its like YOU'RE in the
ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY,
You are no longer a MYSTERY,
IT'S BEEN SOLVED,
your LIFE is DISSOLVED.
ALL BECAUSE YOU WERE
CAUGHT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!!!
B.R.
Date: 07/9/2023
Aug 24, 2024
Aug 24, 2024 at 1:34 PM UTC
While HE is
CREEP, CREEP, CREEPIN,
while you are
SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEPIN,
HE thought
you didn't know
whom, he was
PEEP, PEEP, PEEPIN!!
Well, you are NOT ASLEEP,
you are WIDE AWAKE.
YOU got to STAY WOKE
just for your OWN SAKE.
He is out there CREEPIN,
while your up here PEEPIN,
Looking HIGH and LOW,
at what He is SEEKING
It doesn't make since,
It's REALLY NOT FAIR,
He all OVER THE PLACE
CREEPIN EVERYWHERE!!!
He is PLOTTING and SCHEMING
While you are up in your FEELINGS.
Your poor TATTERED SOUL,
needs some much
NEEDED HEALING!!!
Your insides messed up,
from the FLOOR to the CEILING!!!
But, that's ALRIGHT,
YOU will be okay.
As the saying goes
KARMA IS ON THE WAY!!!!
B.R.
Date: 07/10/2023
Aug 24, 2024
Aug 24, 2024 at 1:11 PM UTC
PETTY BETTY
CRIES and WHINES,
in a WHIRLWIND
can't get by
Not so HAPPY,
skies are GRAY,
ENRAGED she
can't get her way.
MEAN, and TEMPERED,
FRUSTRATED,
on the edge of
IRRITATED
NOT OUR FAULT,
THAT YOU'RE ANNOYED,
When we see you,
We AVOID,
HAVING NEGATIVE
things to SAY,
You and your ISH can
GO AWAY!!!
Doing PETTY THINGS,
makes YOU FEEL GOOD!!!
Messing stuff up
AS IF YOU WOULD!!!!
PETTY BETTY LIKES
TO PLAY,
PETTY BETTY WILL
LEARN ONE DAY!!!!
B.R.
Date: 07/9/2023
Aug 22, 2024
Aug 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM UTC
This is THE SCANDAL,
come see if you
CAN HANDLE.
SCANDALOUS, TRIFLIN,
up to no GOOD,
Doing so MUCH DIRT,
as much as you WOULD,
Trying to GET AWAY as
best as you COULD.
REAPING HAVOC,
ALL up AND DOWN
the HOOD.
Being ALL ATROCIOUS,
Doing as
you SHOULD!!!
Just SCADALIZING,
VANDALIZING,
REALIZING,
you are
so PETRIFYING,
Carrying on
like you DO,
just down right
TERRIFYING!!!
Am l Lying???
No I AM NOT,
your SCANDALOUS,
SHENANIGANS,
ceased
WHEN YOU GOT CAUGHT!!!
HA HA, HE HE!!!
You'd tried to
GET AWAY!!!
Now, your DOING TIME,
and won't see the
LIGHT OF DAY!!!!
B.R.
Date: 07/8/2023
Aug 20, 2024
Aug 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM UTC
You are IMPISH,
MALICIOUS
and MISBEHAVING,
You are PERILOUS,
PRECARIOUS, AND
DEGRADING.
You are RISKY,
TRICKY, CONIVING,
AND RUDE,
DANGEROUS, AND DAMAGING,
so very CRUDE.
People are
DISGUSTED
when you ARE
AROUND,
you can't
BE TRUSTED, and
on this we FROWN.
PEOPLE are CAREFUL,
when you show your FACE.
A TRICKSTER like you,
should be put IN
YOUR PLACE.
DETRIMENTAL, HURTFUL
EVIL, AND SLY,
Pulling ALL these PRANKS
thinking your GETTING BY!!
To us, it ain't NO MYSTERY,
if you keep this up
YOU'LL be
HISTORY!!!
It's YOU PULLING ALL THE CATASTROPHE!!!
Time for US to put
you out your MISERY!!!
We ALL know
what you ABOUT,
in simple terms
"GET OUT!!!!"
B.R.
Date: 07/8/2023
Aug 21, 2024
Aug 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM UTC
(Senryu poems about crushes)
That awkward moment
when you're caught day-dreamily
staring at your crush.
You know that tingly
feeling when you start to crush?
It's common sense leaving.
The fantasies that
you indulge about your
crush are scandalous.
You can’t ******
your crush because self-worth
crumbles up close.
Jul 6, 2021
Jul 6, 2021 at 9:53 PM UTC
i pear my eyes at the gloomy sky,
twitching with pleasure and pain.
where i hope rain will fall,
is only the acrid dust of the frenso desert.
where i hope corn will grow,
is only the weeds and seeds of earth.
i know i can not live for longer in this way. that i shall Soon Die without sistenace
all that is before my weery eyes are my Kin.
My family.
My friends.
And yes.
My livers.
The ***** themselves.
My trauma started to scream! My eyes flooded with tears from the depths of Hell Himself. Yet I know it must be done. I crunched into his shell with the fury of.l a thousand suns. It shattered beneath my choppers as I seasoned his flesh with my own salty tears. My tong registered the taste of crab flesh, that before I had only tasted in the most scandalous of contexts.
I felt his life drain, and my own restored. But at what cost?
Jan 12, 2020
Jan 12, 2020 at 1:16 AM UTC
To EVeryone that says they're just trying to be n9ce
NEWS FLASH
YOUR NOT
To everyone that says they are just trying to give me construtive criticism
NEWS FLASH
YOUR WRONG
TO Everyone that says that I WILL NEVER GO PLACES
NEWS FlASH
YOU MAY BE RIGHT
Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018 at 4:41 PM UTC
My smooth vermin, you inspire me to write.
How I hate the way you infest,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the wicked rest.
Let me compare you to a contender?
You are more ugly and more disgusting.
Hot frost nips the robins of December,
And wintertime has the shocking busting.
How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.
I hate your intriguing infestations.
Thinking of your many legs fills my days.
My hate for you is the implications.
Now I must away with a loathsome heart,
Remember my fast words whilst we're apart.
Dec 3, 2017
Dec 3, 2017 at 1:12 AM UTC
Systemic chlamydia correct.
Cervical chlamydia dissimulate.
Asymptomatic chlamydia doubt.
Nonprescription contraceptives own.
Dangerous medicines convert.
Artificial contraceptives stand.
Lethal doses swim.
Other coccidia discredit.
Usual immunizations perform.
Standard doses admit.
Dec 3, 2017
Dec 3, 2017 at 1:08 AM UTC
pitter patter go my feet as I walk over to visit my *****
swish swish go their lithe bodies as they waddle over to meet me
chomp chomp go their dextrous mouths as they consume the food i tossed into their tank
click clack go their sharp claws as they pinch everything they see
ouch yikes goes my mouth as i scream in pain
stomp stomp go my heavy feet as i run away
Nov 24, 2017
Nov 24, 2017 at 3:36 PM UTC
My worst nightmare is going to Heaven (am I already there?)
Reflections of my warped mind stare back at me
When I was frustrated I told you to slam the door behind you
I'm killing you and you're slowly killing me
Society shuts down my true feelings and turns me into a clone
We all know we're all alone but no one takes action
Hell will be a place without hope. Hell is this life
Got nothing better to do anyways
Sometimes they just end it all but nothing ever happens
Good friendly violent fun in store for all
My ears close, leaving me with the ring of nothingness
As the steel machine keeps turning
Nov 20, 2017
Nov 20, 2017 at 5:03 PM UTC
we are connected, like two gummy candies fused
or like a warm tongue stuck to a cold piece of ice
i feel like i'm stuck to you
like when a magician traps you inside your own mind
or when you're handcuffed to yourself
but instead of you being me
you're you
glorious you
o o
--|----|--
/ \ / \
Nov 19, 2017
Nov 19, 2017 at 7:21 PM UTC
When I first saw you
My mind was flooded with thoughts and images of
Scandalous Deeds
Then when I second saw you
My eyes were flooded with real images of
Scandalous Deeds
I never thought these
Scandalous Deeds
Would be come a reality
But now they are
And these
Scandalous Deeds
Are my true life
And with you
I feel loved
All because of these
Scandalous Deeds
Nov 7, 2017
Nov 7, 2017 at 11:40 PM UTC
Your heart does not ask for another
Your eyes are not pulled away
The warmth of your arms does not smother
My wish for the coming day
To wake up and see you again
There are no women to draw you
The stars and their light can't compare
To the joy in your heart that blossoms
in the moment our souls join to share
Though I hide my face quite aghast
at the glorious passion you dare
In time you will draw me to dance
with all the raw lightning you wear
Aug 3, 2016
Aug 3, 2016 at 11:35 AM UTC
Scandalous is a person
A detail the dictionary forgot
They didn't have the joy of knowing you
They never will.
You left the same way you entered:
Inexplicably
Your enthusiasm caught us along
Spontaneously reckless
Always just around the corner
Cackling, head thrown back
Shocking me into hilarity
And now you're....
Elsewhere.
Oh goofy
Oh who's going to play beanie babies now?
The horses and ponies are missing from our field
The irises are blooming wild
Purple owls growl at me in the night time
All these displaced riders
Muttering "where is my niche?" over and over
As we spin
Fantails pecking at our insides.
The doorway was too small for the coffin
You would have laughed uproariously
We giggled, breaking the tension.
They removed the door,
Replacing it after.
Please shock me:
Sit up,
Hold my hand,
Something!
But you've turned to stone
And my doorway is too small
There's too much to let out
It all pushes at once
And nothing can get through
So I slowly remove my own hinges
And try to carry on.
May 13, 2015
May 13, 2015 at 9:43 PM UTC