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Unexpected, the feeling that someone needs something from you fills you, so you give them what they need without knowing what it is. Oh, sad choice, bad idea it is to give your consent without knowing to what you are giving it. For once you give it, written as they asked, then, it is definitive, ultimate word and irreversible. Once that little squiggle is on the paper, it's done. It is the end.
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Apr 2
Apr 2, 2026 at 5:19 AM UTC
A semna ca primarul
My continued experience with the NHS is the sense that, no one is listening or fixing. If at all possible go private, tell them what you want investigating and fixing. A national health hospital is not going to cure you for, “A patient cured is a customer lost!; Instead, of fixing you, “Big farmer” will crudely manage your symptoms, with drugs, at a cost and send you home in prolonged agony. It’s a lucrative carousel !
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Feb 22
Feb 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM UTC
NHS CAROUSEL.
ProWritingAid, Scribophile, Critique Circle, Inkitt, Wattpad, Medium, Reedsy, you name it If any of theses  polite, toothless back-patting  participation trophy "circles" had anything but,   people  trying to make a profit off of your ideas or your willingness to share.. They aren't upfront or honest, They should  tell you how oversaturated the market is, and they would tell you the truth about your work being not only unwanted but un- needed. polite, toothless back-patting circles Especially with the non-stop imflux of A.I. written slop and **** disguised as Fan fiction. Without tens and tens of thousands at least its more than incredibly difficult to get a break or to make a break of any kind. There are literally millions of well-written short stories, books, and full novels that nobody even looks at EVER ! And to pretend that it's just a fantasy land of profit or joy is wrong. 'All you gotta do is throw some words together and you're gonna have success or popularity'— that is not only misleading, but naive. To encourage competition between unskilled amateurs and professionals with support,  financial backing ??? … When the pros can’t even gain traction ? I'll openly admit that I've been banned or blocked or chastised or whatever, put in time out by every single one of these, and repeatedly..... They're just liars and they just want your money. The only people they can actually help are literally like 4th grade level people who don't even know how to form a complete sentence. That's. ...       the  truth . I mean it's sad. And the poor little teeny boppers that go there with their angst poetry and their sadness and their wah wah wah and     their wannabe build up to just kissing or making out *** tales and it's pathetic. Anyone with a developed voice or a brain will  get flagged, censored, or shadow-banned for “tone.” They don’t want real writers they want " content participants" . What’s wild is, they’ll still email you like some needy ex, pretending you’re “part of the family,” because every re-login helps their engagement metrics. Yet, I still get their invites in my e-mail almost every single day email like some needy ex texting . Play make-believe in a digital daycare full of fragile egos and corporate parasites pretending to be mentors.. I go on, and within hours I'm already in the moderator's office or the bad boy room, and they're telling me, oh, we gotta take this down. The most recent verbiage was archived. I've been archived. Yeah, like they're gonna save me, preserve me for later. A rainy day.   lol ..... ╭∩╮( ^◡^)╭∩╮
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Oct 8, 2025
Oct 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM UTC
The truth about ' pro writing aid ' critique circle. Scribofile etc.
ProWritingAid, Scribophile, Critique Circle, Inkitt, Wattpad, Medium, Reedsy, you name it If any of theses  polite, toothless back-patting  participation trophy "circles" had anything but,   people  trying to make a profit off of your ideas or your willingness to share.. They aren't upfront or honest, They should  tell you how oversaturated the market is, and they would tell you the truth about your work being not only unwanted but un- needed. polite, toothless back-patting circles Especially with the non-stop imflux of A.I. written slop and **** disguised as Fan fiction. Without tens and tens of thousands at least its more than incredibly difficult to get a break or to make a break of any kind. There are literally millions of well-written short stories, books, and full novels that nobody even looks at EVER ! And to pretend that it's just a fantasy land of profit or joy is wrong. 'All you gotta do is throw some words together and you're gonna have success or popularity'— that is not only misleading, but naive. To encourage competition between unskilled amateurs and professionals with support,  financial backing ??? … When the pros can’t even gain traction ? I'll openly admit that I've been banned or blocked or chastised or whatever, put in time out by every single one of these, and repeatedly..... They're just liars and they just want your money. The only people they can actually help are literally like 4th grade level people who don't even know how to form a complete sentence. That's. ...       the  truth . I mean it's sad. And the poor little teeny boppers that go there with their angst poetry and their sadness and their wah wah wah and     their wannabe build up to just kissing or making out *** tales and it's pathetic. Anyone with a developed voice or a brain will  get flagged, censored, or shadow-banned for “tone.” They don’t want real writers they want " content participants" . What’s wild is, they’ll still email you like some needy ex, pretending you’re “part of the family,” because every re-login helps their engagement metrics. Yet, I still get their invites in my e-mail almost every single day email like some needy ex texting . Play make-believe in a digital daycare full of fragile egos and corporate parasites pretending to be mentors.. I go on, and within hours I'm already in the moderator's office or the bad boy room, and they're telling me, oh, we gotta take this down. The most recent verbiage was archived. I've been archived. Yeah, like they're gonna save me, preserve me for later. A rainy day.   lol ..... ╭∩╮( ^◡^)╭∩╮
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They appear in my inbox regularly, a couple times a year. I've grown accustomed to these clumsy, Google-Translated attempts at fraud and long stopped bothering to read them. But this time, when another message arrived via Facebook, I noticed something unusual—it was written, inexplicably, in Turkish. The instantly translated text—no longer via Google—clearly bore the hallmarks of neural network craftsmanship. Admittedly, it handles language with far more diligence than I do. Plus, Turkey—a pleasant geographical change of pace. Better than yet another message from Nigeria. And then I remembered my favorite Stanisław Lem novel—The Investigation. In one episode, Ion Tichy amuses himself by making digital copies of consciousnesses—Bertrand Russell's, someone else's, and Shakespeare's, I think—chat with each other. My heart leaped with excitement. What had been pure science fiction in my parents' time had finally come to pass. Just the other day, I even got a call from a recruiter offering me a job as an analyst. The role involved listening to dialogues between two neural networks about some topic or another—and trying to figure out why their conversation veered in whatever direction it did. To dispel my suspicions that he—this recruiter—might himself be a program, he brought up some recent news item, declaring that since he could discuss it, he couldn’t possibly be a bot. I confirmed that I believed he was human, given that his argument was obviously complete nonsense. Still, a lingering doubt remained—and, I’ll admit, a sliver of suspicion gnaws at me to this day. So now, staring at this DM from a supposed Turkish bank employee—something distinctly alive and even willing to engage in dialogue—I decided the time had finally come to act and, like Ion Tichy, to plug something in somewhere, dump data into some system, lean back in my chair, and enjoy the results in the style of John Keats, mostly Byron, and—for the grand finale—Shakespeare. Just like in Lem's novel. Mahadi Hasan: From shores of ancient Bosphorus I write, Mahadi Hasan Fysun my name, a banker, destiny's guide. A tale I spin, of fortune's fading light, And kindred souls, across the world's wide tide. Adrian Polski, of your land, now gone, In Istanbul, his golden trade he plied. Nine million dollars, sleeping, till the dawn, Deposited here, before his spirit sighed. No kin he claimed, no loving hand to hold, Alone he passed, by cruel pandemic's sting. My bank knows not, their records yet unfold, A slumbering treasure, ripe for harvesting. Our names, dear George, a whispered symphony, A chance encounter, woven by the Fates. I offer partnership, transparently, To claim this prize, before it dissipates. Half shall be yours, a noble, rightful share, Legal protection, from all harm and fear. Let silence shroud us, as we take our share, Respond with haste, my friend, the hour is near. George Polskiy: That fate divine arranged our meeting, I have doubt, Though strange and wondrous paths our lives may tread. A banker from the Bosporus, devout, With tales of gold a long-dead soul has shed. Nine million dollars, quite a hefty clout, Unclaimed, forgotten, like a dream misled. You seek a partner, honest, just, and true, To share the spoils, a fifty-fifty view. Alas, dear madam, your proposal grand, While tempting fate with promises untold, Falls flat upon this barren, weary land. My heart is cold, my pockets lined with mold. I've chased no fortune, joined no greedy band, Nor traded virtue for a *** of gold. Seek elsewhere, friend, for gullible kin. Mahadi Hasan, go to hell, I mean. Mahadi Hasan: Fear not, dear friend, I mean no treachery, My documents attest, this deal is pure and true, A transparent pact, beneath an open sky, And trust, the bridge we must together accrue. Though many share your name, my heart can spy, A noble spirit, one who sees this through. This fortune, like a blessing, will descend, Upon our houses, guided by my hand. No legal labyrinth shall hinder our success, My bank, with parchment scrolls, shall make all plain, Ownership affirmed, before the funds progress, To your account, where not a doubt shall remain. Years spent in banking, grant me this finesse, The rules and systems, I perceive their grain. So trust my counsel, let no worry impede, The bond we forge, where mutual trust we breed. George Polskiy: You claim no fraud, dear madam, 'tis your plea, With documents galore, all legal and bright. Transparency, you say, our guide and glee, An umbrella of trust, to banish the night. My name is common, true, but you chose me, Guided by instinct, a beacon of light. Your trust I'll not disrupt, a soul so grand, This windfall's blessing, for yours and my hand. But legal bridges, you say, hold no fright, A banker seasoned, with wisdom profound. Their rules and regulations he wields tight, No cause for worry on a solid ground. Yet trust, you see, is a fragile light, And promises whispered, is a hollow sound. So keep your millions and documents well, I will not sleep with devil. Go to hell. Conclusion: Hark, facebook stranger, lend thine eery ear, To this strange tale of greed and cunning art. A banker from the East, with whispers clear, Spins webs of deceit, to tear a soul apart. With honeyed words and promises so grand, She lures her prey, a stranger from afar, With claims of kinship, and a helping hand, To steal a fortune, hidden in a jar. But he, though tempted by such dazzling prize, Sees through her mask, her motives dark and low. He spurns her offer, with a knowing guise, And bids her seek a fool, where shadows grow. For honesty and virtue hold more worth, Than ill-gained riches, stolen from the earth.
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Apr 3, 2025
Apr 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM UTC
From shores of ancient Bosphorus I write
They appear in my inbox regularly, a couple times a year. I've grown accustomed to these clumsy, Google-Translated attempts at fraud and long stopped bothering to read them. But this time, when another message arrived via Facebook, I noticed something unusual—it was written, inexplicably, in Turkish. The instantly translated text—no longer via Google—clearly bore the hallmarks of neural network craftsmanship. Admittedly, it handles language with far more diligence than I do. Plus, Turkey—a pleasant geographical change of pace. Better than yet another message from Nigeria. And then I remembered my favorite Stanisław Lem novel—The Investigation. In one episode, Ion Tichy amuses himself by making digital copies of consciousnesses—Bertrand Russell's, someone else's, and Shakespeare's, I think—chat with each other. My heart leaped with excitement. What had been pure science fiction in my parents' time had finally come to pass. Just the other day, I even got a call from a recruiter offering me a job as an analyst. The role involved listening to dialogues between two neural networks about some topic or another—and trying to figure out why their conversation veered in whatever direction it did. To dispel my suspicions that he—this recruiter—might himself be a program, he brought up some recent news item, declaring that since he could discuss it, he couldn’t possibly be a bot. I confirmed that I believed he was human, given that his argument was obviously complete nonsense. Still, a lingering doubt remained—and, I’ll admit, a sliver of suspicion gnaws at me to this day. So now, staring at this DM from a supposed Turkish bank employee—something distinctly alive and even willing to engage in dialogue—I decided the time had finally come to act and, like Ion Tichy, to plug something in somewhere, dump data into some system, lean back in my chair, and enjoy the results in the style of John Keats, mostly Byron, and—for the grand finale—Shakespeare. Just like in Lem's novel. Mahadi Hasan: From shores of ancient Bosphorus I write, Mahadi Hasan Fysun my name, a banker, destiny's guide. A tale I spin, of fortune's fading light, And kindred souls, across the world's wide tide. Adrian Polski, of your land, now gone, In Istanbul, his golden trade he plied. Nine million dollars, sleeping, till the dawn, Deposited here, before his spirit sighed. No kin he claimed, no loving hand to hold, Alone he passed, by cruel pandemic's sting. My bank knows not, their records yet unfold, A slumbering treasure, ripe for harvesting. Our names, dear George, a whispered symphony, A chance encounter, woven by the Fates. I offer partnership, transparently, To claim this prize, before it dissipates. Half shall be yours, a noble, rightful share, Legal protection, from all harm and fear. Let silence shroud us, as we take our share, Respond with haste, my friend, the hour is near. George Polskiy: That fate divine arranged our meeting, I have doubt, Though strange and wondrous paths our lives may tread. A banker from the Bosporus, devout, With tales of gold a long-dead soul has shed. Nine million dollars, quite a hefty clout, Unclaimed, forgotten, like a dream misled. You seek a partner, honest, just, and true, To share the spoils, a fifty-fifty view. Alas, dear madam, your proposal grand, While tempting fate with promises untold, Falls flat upon this barren, weary land. My heart is cold, my pockets lined with mold. I've chased no fortune, joined no greedy band, Nor traded virtue for a *** of gold. Seek elsewhere, friend, for gullible kin. Mahadi Hasan, go to hell, I mean. Mahadi Hasan: Fear not, dear friend, I mean no treachery, My documents attest, this deal is pure and true, A transparent pact, beneath an open sky, And trust, the bridge we must together accrue. Though many share your name, my heart can spy, A noble spirit, one who sees this through. This fortune, like a blessing, will descend, Upon our houses, guided by my hand. No legal labyrinth shall hinder our success, My bank, with parchment scrolls, shall make all plain, Ownership affirmed, before the funds progress, To your account, where not a doubt shall remain. Years spent in banking, grant me this finesse, The rules and systems, I perceive their grain. So trust my counsel, let no worry impede, The bond we forge, where mutual trust we breed. George Polskiy: You claim no fraud, dear madam, 'tis your plea, With documents galore, all legal and bright. Transparency, you say, our guide and glee, An umbrella of trust, to banish the night. My name is common, true, but you chose me, Guided by instinct, a beacon of light. Your trust I'll not disrupt, a soul so grand, This windfall's blessing, for yours and my hand. But legal bridges, you say, hold no fright, A banker seasoned, with wisdom profound. Their rules and regulations he wields tight, No cause for worry on a solid ground. Yet trust, you see, is a fragile light, And promises whispered, is a hollow sound. So keep your millions and documents well, I will not sleep with devil. Go to hell. Conclusion: Hark, facebook stranger, lend thine eery ear, To this strange tale of greed and cunning art. A banker from the East, with whispers clear, Spins webs of deceit, to tear a soul apart. With honeyed words and promises so grand, She lures her prey, a stranger from afar, With claims of kinship, and a helping hand, To steal a fortune, hidden in a jar. But he, though tempted by such dazzling prize, Sees through her mask, her motives dark and low. He spurns her offer, with a knowing guise, And bids her seek a fool, where shadows grow. For honesty and virtue hold more worth, Than ill-gained riches, stolen from the earth.
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Guys don't open any messages from sgg. In inbox please report as the message they send is linked to a virus. Please report and block so we can crack down on this asap.
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Nov 20, 2024
Nov 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM UTC
Scam inbox mail
I could never write Anything remotely As flawless as you do So I'll fake it until Someday I can find Beauty in words too
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Sep 10, 2024
Sep 10, 2024 at 7:06 AM UTC
Poetry scam
Third Scam A Top 5 publisher offered the writer a deal He felt like he was cloud walking Just for a few minutes till he found it The part that said the writer had to pay For his book to be published This broke his set in stone rule NEVER PAY TO BE PUBLISHED Not in a competition or publisher He asked his top level pro contacts They advised what he felt in his gut This is a well dressed up scam! The third he’d been sent He would get a real book deal It took skill and hard work That’s what made luck
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Aug 19, 2024
Aug 19, 2024 at 8:49 AM UTC
Third Scam
love is a scam I think we all know it only takes, never gives demands your whole life without even a blink we both know we loved each other and yet you let fear take over so we never were you heart broke me crying tears for you that never should be now I need to forget you and all the memories how long will it take this time only the future knows
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Jun 21, 2023
Jun 21, 2023 at 10:56 PM UTC
love is a scam
Crafty Waters lured the Captain To the middle and the deep. in the height of the hurricane, It proceeded to speak. "What do i matter to the birds who exist between sky and tree? These fish swim in my currents, yet are unaware of me. But for you, oh captain, I'm everything you need me to be! You have your ship, and your men, and your lives at my mercy. Today you will learn you can't control the sea." The dastardly Waters led him to believe, In exchange for his life, his crew would survive, brief cessation from the culling winds, and unabiding tides. The captain decided then and there To make the sacrificial dive. But before he made a splash, the hurricane came back   and claimed his crew. A Sage Seagull swooped down saying," dear Captain, those Sneaky Waters lied to you." The trusting captain stranded, his ship capsized, despair in his voice, to the clever gull he cries. "stoic grey winged beast, with blackened,beady eyes, what difference does it make to you, if a captain dies?" The apathetic gull got close and in a whisper replies- "we'll trade words for fish one day, now, repeat as I say." The captain certain it won't help, but he spoke them, anyway. "Proud Waters don't you gloat! boast about how big you pretend to be. your power buys our fear, turning men into memories. But my life holds your story! I'll tell it, if you set me free. Am I drowning in you... or are you drowning in me?" Returned home. the Captain captured fish for the seagull to eat. And from his lips told a story of his time out at sea. Still new ships think they will prevail. Distant from diminutive land, sailors set sail dreaming of the safety of a mundane harbor. Unaware of the schemes between the Shifty Seagull and those Maniacal Waters. -
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Jun 12, 2023
Jun 12, 2023 at 12:01 AM UTC
The Captain, the Sea, and the Seagull.
Crafty Waters lured the Captain To the middle and the deep. in the height of the hurricane, It proceeded to speak. "What do i matter to the birds who exist between sky and tree? These fish swim in my currents, yet are unaware of me. But for you, oh captain, I'm everything you need me to be! You have your ship, and your men, and your lives at my mercy. Today you will learn you can't control the sea." The dastardly Waters led him to believe, In exchange for his life, his crew would survive, brief cessation from the culling winds, and unabiding tides. The captain decided then and there To make the sacrificial dive. But before he made a splash, the hurricane came back   and claimed his crew. A Sage Seagull swooped down saying," dear Captain, those Sneaky Waters lied to you." The trusting captain stranded, his ship capsized, despair in his voice, to the clever gull he cries. "stoic grey winged beast, with blackened,beady eyes, what difference does it make to you, if a captain dies?" The apathetic gull got close and in a whisper replies- "we'll trade words for fish one day, now, repeat as I say." The captain certain it won't help, but he spoke them, anyway. "Proud Waters don't you gloat! boast about how big you pretend to be. your power buys our fear, turning men into memories. But my life holds your story! I'll tell it, if you set me free. Am I drowning in you... or are you drowning in me?" Returned home. the Captain captured fish for the seagull to eat. And from his lips told a story of his time out at sea. Still new ships think they will prevail. Distant from diminutive land, sailors set sail dreaming of the safety of a mundane harbor. Unaware of the schemes between the Shifty Seagull and those Maniacal Waters. -
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So much hate on the plate I would rather die myself Than **** a comrade and label myself great What's the point to investigate When rapers don't get eliminate Annihilate the citizens While opening up the gates To migrate in the state Can't provide slate to educate Fraud scams of digit eight They have media on cheapskate All they do is ******* scream nonsense on debates Built a wall for President Ashamed of the city that is contaminated Isolate the bait Death threat to judges and advocates How can you expect justice from such dominants Multiple locations were/are on communication break Retaliate before it's too late They don't even hesitate To fabricate the history Don't underestimate them They have holy medicines based on **** cakes Economy rate is falling down straight Don't get frustrated of unemployment Why are you upset?? "Mitroon" chill and meditate...
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Mar 27, 2020
Mar 27, 2020 at 10:51 AM UTC
Bxit
Ego doesn't start a war. Greed does. Blood for golden honey, dripping down the lips of rich men finding immortality in money. Ego may cause a war. Ego is the lie that the richer-by-the-second men craft so brilliantly and sell to the masses. We can understand the blooming bruises of ego, a human emotion to unite us into unspeakable horror. When we take whatever reason they give us, the blindfold will only come off as the bullet shoots through. Too late. Far too late. A warning for you, my poor worker bees: Watch for the flow of honey. Watch for the sting of the queen.
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Mar 19, 2020
Mar 19, 2020 at 8:31 PM UTC
Die For Your Killer
The Beatles are your jam, I like pink Floyd. I see the music scam, Controlled and devoid! My idols, once much loved, Such talent, what sounds! Their ***** hands once gloved, Their lows know no bounds. How epically great they are. How cool and unique, Each one such a shining star. Now I see how they're weak. They'll no doubt be exceptions, Won't follow the the rule, Most built on deceptions, I'll sing and dance like a fool! Can't unhear such lyrics, Nor forget their beats. Won't break into hysteria, Nor allow such defeats. To whom would I get my groove on? What song would I belt? Ok so it's all just such a con, Songs I've grown up with and felt...
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Feb 21, 2019
Feb 21, 2019 at 9:25 AM UTC
Musical nightmares
I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe -- because she tells me it is my destiny, and it is all in the email she sent me. I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe -- because she possesses many Riches, and she has promised me all of them. I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe -- from her wretched uncle, who will steal her wealth and lock her away. I would save this Princess from Zimbabwe -- but she only needs my Government ID, Bank Account and Social Security.
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Dec 13, 2018
Dec 13, 2018 at 3:48 AM UTC
I want to save this Princess from Zimbabwe --
I have some aches that are not fiction so my doctor wrote a prescription She sent it to the pharmacy near so I can get my mind adhered I went to pick it up today assured that all would be ok The pharmacy tech was really nice but said I had to pay full price It seems as though I was denied my insurance claimed the doctor lied All I wanted was to feel better but now i'm shackled to this fetter I pay my premium; my budget festers while the insurance company pays their investors I guess i'll wait another year insanity comes closer, I fear.
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Sep 28, 2018
Sep 28, 2018 at 2:17 PM UTC
The Wealth of Mental Health
the pointless prophets they point out to us will eventually become the demons we run from in our sleep. all it is, is how you see.
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Feb 19, 2018
Feb 19, 2018 at 2:20 PM UTC
it’s all a scam
The Artless Artist …by Jessie 12/05 Art historians, Art Critics, Art Brokers and Dealers Pompous bags of wind, inflating the sails of a ship that will never sail Full of hype, full of themselves, full of crap Turning nothing into something Spewing toxic dribble from their mouths Talking to hear themselves talk Who is listening? Impressing no one but themselves with their circular talk that leads no where Believing they are on the cutting edge of creative thoughts If you understand what they are saying, then you can’t possibly comprehend If nothing they say makes sense, you are lifted to a higher plain of consciousness Noses in the air, Merlot in a glass, and masks Standing around; everyone stroking each other’s egos Pretending to see into the artists mind Hoping no one will figure them out Afraid to question the other Exposing the scam they have all created Bold, brush strokes, color, composition, genius Buzz words to throw around in crowed, snobbish circles None are artists, but submerge themselves in art Thinking they can create… if not the art…the artist Misguided, and too blind to know it Take away their ignorance and what do they have left? The false façade of empty creativity
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Feb 8, 2018
Feb 8, 2018 at 10:12 AM UTC
The Artless Artist
It's been heard I'm adequate with words If only they knew, they knew less than the full story It's been said I'm blithe, articulate I'm pleasant at that That I have and want not's compensatory transitory In the end, I'm worth forlorn words, no more In the end, my has-been charm goes dead weight In the end, I'm your additive to the dull days In the end, my gains come from a snake's tongue In the end, I'm nothing but words for reading black lies on the white light of a flat screen In the end, I've nothing but words beneath me beneath me Beneath me twists and turns the caverns where my heart grows. I call it art to your face, when I'm a broker by trade. You won't know that you trade, you won't see that I sell myself. You won't feel the hidden strings on your cervical spine until you've given your food, four walls, window and door, given your love to a dead duck scanning for escape.
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Oct 21, 2017
Oct 21, 2017 at 2:42 PM UTC
Grievances - Nothing but Words
You promised us you’d make the country great again And that you would build a Mexican wall. You said you’d make America bigly wonderful And that you were the smartest of them all. You said you’d keep the immigrants from coming To take away our jobs and ruin our land. You finally came around to getting rid of gays Now that they are getting out of hand. Scamboozled, that’s what we got. We’re hoodwinked. By all the things you’re not. Plum snookered by all your fancy words. We’re still waiting for what we heard. You said you’d fix the country with your knowledge Of how business should be conducted. So how come we are starting to feel Like Russians came here and we’ve been abducted? You promised you’d put the best minds to work But you hired a bunch of babbling stupid clowns. Watching your soap opera presidency Has really begun to get a lot of us down. Scamboozled, that’s what we got. We’re hoodwinked. By all the things you’re not. Plum snookered by all your fancy words. We’re still waiting for what we heard. You said you’d never take any vacations yourself And be like that black guy you hate But you have taken forty seven golfing weekends And plan a two week vacation to date. When you first got your self elected to the job It looked like a new era was in reach. Now I think I’ll join with the majority And see if we can’t all get you impeached. Scamboozled, that’s what we got. We’re hoodwinked. By all the things you’re not. Plum snookered by all your fancy words. We’re still waiting for what we heard.
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Aug 6, 2017
Aug 6, 2017 at 2:22 PM UTC
SCAMBOOZLED
You promised us you’d make the country great again And that you would build a Mexican wall. You said you’d make America bigly wonderful And that you were the smartest of them all. You said you’d keep the immigrants from coming To take away our jobs and ruin our land. You finally came around to getting rid of gays Now that they are getting out of hand. Scamboozled, that’s what we got. We’re hoodwinked. By all the things you’re not. Plum snookered by all your fancy words. We’re still waiting for what we heard. You said you’d fix the country with your knowledge Of how business should be conducted. So how come we are starting to feel Like Russians came here and we’ve been abducted? You promised you’d put the best minds to work But you hired a bunch of babbling stupid clowns. Watching your soap opera presidency Has really begun to get a lot of us down. Scamboozled, that’s what we got. We’re hoodwinked. By all the things you’re not. Plum snookered by all your fancy words. We’re still waiting for what we heard. You said you’d never take any vacations yourself And be like that black guy you hate But you have taken forty seven golfing weekends And plan a two week vacation to date. When you first got your self elected to the job It looked like a new era was in reach. Now I think I’ll join with the majority And see if we can’t all get you impeached. Scamboozled, that’s what we got. We’re hoodwinked. By all the things you’re not. Plum snookered by all your fancy words. We’re still waiting for what we heard.
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I’m not going to make money by Creating some clever gadget. That costs too much for advertising To fit in my future budget. I’m not going to write a book yet Because they are hard to sell. I decided against self-help seminars. Sitting through those is hell. I’m not going to learn hairdressing So I can be a pricey hair ****** I’m not going to write recipes to show A hundred ways to use a blender. I ruled out auditioning for **** flicks I’m far to shy for all that. I won’t be trying to make viral videos Of adorable fuzzy little cats. You won’t be hearing any hit songs Written by me, myself and I. I can’t carry a tune and can’t rhyme So, right away I won’t even try. I can’t paint and I can’t draw at all So, I won’t be a world-class artist. I won’t become a rocket scientist In math I was never the smartest. I'm not going to start some con game And leave them all in the lurch. Well, in a manner of speaking I am, Because I'm starting a church. I’ll spend tons of money on my home And make a big flashy cathedral Then spend lots of time bragging How it’s all so very spiritual. People will send me lots of cash thinking. That will get them into heaven. I’ll make more money selling God to them Than owning a thousand 7-11s. I’ll only need to convince my followers that I have the get-out-of-hell-free card; That I am the path to understanding God And that just can’t be that hard.
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Jan 2, 2017
Jan 2, 2017 at 6:02 AM UTC
MY PLAN TO GET RICH
I am glad I lived this long So I could be on the internet. I always wanted a ****** life And though I haven’t got there yet I am close, I can see it now Throngs and hordes of ***** people; Hundreds want to ****** me. Several sites want to enlarge me, I blush, nobody wants to reduce me. I get fifty or so messages a day Telling me how hot they are. They treat me like I am a king Or a kind of ****** superstar. Calling me like sirens on rocks They do, at least, until I get To the part where I must pay To get laid on the internet. I have asked enough questions Some of them embarrassing To get the idea and understand Why it’s me they are harassing. By even clicking on their site I’ve proved that I am a fool. They say to themselves, I’m sure “Will you look at this gullible tool? Oh, and the promises they make! They will rock my world with a word. They will tell me the hottest things That a schmuck like me ever heard. But to clear the air, when they ask For card numbers I don’t make a peep. I am as ***** as a drunken rabbit But first and foremost, I am cheap.
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Dec 7, 2015
Dec 7, 2015 at 1:13 AM UTC
INTERNET HORNDOG
He came to me with a cry of help in his voice and his demeanor, I felt a feeling too dreaded Empathy So lost on human souls that it is weakness I listened to his tale an accident, a sister in need I went with him, understanding coursing through my foolish mind And we walked And we waited And we parted Later, after I had recounted my story to others I had learned Scandal, lies, a robbery I had lost everything and more The good deed I had committed was a lie, a farce I had helped him and been ravaged My empathy and understanding filled instead with pure rage I had been nice I would no longer and if I saw him again well, nothing…...
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Nov 17, 2015
Nov 17, 2015 at 2:40 AM UTC
In the Which I Lose
Freezing Moon by the stereo and as a bed poet I'm takin' a **** *Did you know about that guy who slit his wrist… on this?* she says. No; Martha, Jessica, Julia: but still… Here, alone, with the MacBook Air - or was it Pro? Nevertheless, an useless tool for worthless **** **** Pr0n, Pony - ************ Here, alone, I and only I writes with the capital I. And after the **** has gone it feeds the air with oriental glams of leprosy: and after a long working day I am not afraid, watching its face, as I'm flushing it in the toilet just like all the bitches' poetries @ Home-Poetry.
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Oct 27, 2015
Oct 27, 2015 at 5:02 PM UTC
Takin' A ****
There are ladies on the internet Who are offering me joy. They say they can transform me To a man instead of a boy. Another guy has promised me A massive ***** size. I’m not sure I am comfortable To that talk from a guy. Another woman from Nigeria Said her husband has died With a bank account chock full Of Krugerands inside. All they want from me they say Is a check for one grand And they will put half of the gold Into my greedy hand. Now, that and the ***** ladies They say live near my place Are part of what the internet Pushes daily into my face. But I have become smarter now And I fully understand That buxom comely lass is really A fifty five year-old man. Bill Gates will not be sending me A lifetime Disney Park pass. And there are no fifty dollar diamonds, They are all made of glass. There is no secret bank account In Nigeria, I truly feel. But that pill that makes my ***** grow? Now that, I am sure, is real.
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Oct 21, 2015
Oct 21, 2015 at 9:57 PM UTC
DOT CON