#savethedolphinicorns
You take life too seriously,
and it's really quite a shame,
because life's too serious when taken that way -
it's better to play it like a game.
You should get a tattoo.
Something whimsical and fun,
like the Keibler elf riding a dolphinicorn -
Man that would be so awesome!
You take yourself too seriously,
and I'm pretty sure you do it on porpoise.
Listen: just because you got a dumb tattoo
doesn't mean you're worthless.
Sep 26, 2016
Sep 26, 2016 at 12:19 PM UTC