Hi, 

You've already forgot my name,
but I'm selling something!!!
I don't know how it works, but
It's really great!
It'll rock your world,
change the game,
and make you rich.
You'd be crazy not to try it!!

Plus what I'm selling
is better than what he's selling.
Why? Cause I care about you.
He doesn't care about you —
he just cares about money.
Buy what *I'm* selling
and you'll see the difference. 

Trust me. I'm your guy
and you NEED
what *I'm* selling.
It would be a great fit.
And once you have it
you'll never
have to imagine
yourself without it 
again.