Child: hey ma my freinds said they asked about the honey
Mum: Are you drunk?
Child: no
Child: is not alchool its hinoney ma hon
“Misscall from Mum” 
Mum: R U @ stacy’s house?
“Misscall from Mum”
Child: Im at a beach a lake or iidkthe car
Mum: Answer your phone!
Mum: who is with you?
Child: can you come pick em uip 
Child: me up 
Child: i wan go hoke now 
Mum: Yes baby just answer your phone we can figure out where you are
“Child could not be reached” 
“Child could not be reached” 
“Child could not be reached”