#republican
And it is pretty bad out there.
In fact, I am 50 years old.
I have never seen it worse than this.
Now, I know that it has been worse in the past. We are talking World War One with the Great Depression, et cetera, et cetera. But as far as what anyone living can remember, this is about as bad as it possibly gets.
And the worst thing is the price of meat, and the price of so many things we depend on every day, is going to increase by another 60 percent or so before the end of his presidency.
We literally have the highest unemployment rate.
We have the highest suicide rate.
People are desperate and scared and more polarized than ever.
And he literally cannot figure it out.
He did not even know what groceries were.
He stands in front of the microphone and blathers, “groceries.”
Groceries.
Everywhere I go I hear about groceries.
Such an old fashioned word.
Because he is an idiot.
He is completely out of touch.
His daddy, Fred, gave him all those businesses. Just handed them to him. All he had to do was collect the rent and hire somebody to do the repairs, and he could not even do that.
He lost all those businesses that his dad gave him.
He has filed bankruptcy repeatedly.
He is the only idiot in history who could not run a fully open and operational casino. There were two of them in Atlantic City that were finished. Doors open. Everyone hired. All the machines up and running.
The house loses six or seven bets out of every ten. People are literally just giving you money, and he could not make that work. He could not make it successful and turn a profit.
Even Native people make it work with a third grade education and never having been in any kind of real school. They make it work. But he could not make it work.
You are talking about a person who has never cooked a real meal for himself in his entire life. He has never gone grocery shopping for himself. He has never held any kind of job.
He does not understand anything about the real world that the rest of us live in.
Nothing at all.
Not even close.
This is a guy who thinks he can just have any woman he wants. He wanted to run all of those beauty pageants. Remember all of that. Absolutely disgusting.
He would not pay Stormy Daniels his initial offer to have *** with her. She rejected it, the price went up three times, and when they finally agreed on an amount, after he finished he said, do not pay her.
They tried to weasel out of paying, and she took him to court because she had the texts and the emails. She won. He was ordered to pay her the hush money that everybody knew he owed her. He did everything he could to try to get out of it, all while he was married.
Then he tried to do Trump University. He gave himself degrees from his own university. Of course the university was exposed as a scam, just like the Trump Organization and the Trump Foundation, which were both scams.
He did not teach those young people anything. He lost that court case too and was ordered to pay back 25 million dollars, which he still has not fully paid.
The Trump Foundation scammed cancer kids and their families. They scammed veterans who were on the brink of being homeless and dealing with mental issues , He ram a scam related to service dogs and did not deliver them or the food for the puppies and the associated support programs were shell corporations for tax evasion..
He lost those court cases as well. Over reporting value and net worth and under reporting income, he lost the court cases. Related to that. Which is fraud, Tax evasion.
The majority of those veterans ended up homeless, and the suicide rate and repeat homelessness rate among the people he scammed was absolutely astronomical and unforgivable.
Cancer kids ! Oh and speaking of kids.
During his first presidency, he ordered ICE agents to take kids away from " brown people" he destroyed their families because he wanted to prove how tough he was.
Those agents had no training and no real legal credentials to gather the paperwork proving which children belonged to which parents. Ever dealt with the Co at a correction facility or jail? Yeah, same kind of thing. Same kind of guys.
Once separated, the kids were labeled unaccompanied minors.
Unaccompanied minors, as if some 6 year old makes their way all the way from Nicaragua or Ecuador all by themselves. To come here to the United States hoping to survive doing WHAT again?
( who van vote for or defend these kinds of narratives ? )
Over 2,700 kids. Jeff Sessions and Judge Dana Sabraw
When DOJ, DHS, and HHS were forced into court and documentation was demanded, they could only locate records for about 900 children under the age of 18. Most were around the ages of five to nine years old. But the list does include. Infants and those less than six months. Many literally forced into cages. With nothing but those foil blankets. Even if the parents were guilty of a crime, no child deserved that, EVER .
That leaves at least 1,800 children that nobody knows where they are, where they went, or what happened to them. At least that many. That is the smallest possible number.
Not to mention what he did to E. Jean Carroll in the coat closet.
This guy does not care.
He hands out jobs like Halloween candy, then turns on people. He demands loyalty and gives none.
He is the worst kind of garbage the world has ever produced.
And the fact that his followers are so vehement that they would build bunkers, pipe bombs, and load up machine guns to **** for him, you have to ask how that happened.
It started with the pro life crowd. They wanted abortion laws changed. Once he made that happen, he became their god.
the zero tolerance family separation policy that began in 2018.
Kirstjen Nielsen – Secretary of Homeland Security
• Alex Azar – Secretary of Health and Human Services
• John Kelly – Chief of Staff, helped design the policy earlier
• Stephen Miller – policy architect, the ghoul in the corner
these are the architects of the ice power surge and the kidnapping of kids that disappeared.
Those KIDS are still unaccounted for. Even up to this day, December 25th, 2025.
And one of the sickest parts of all of it is they tried to justify it. Using the Bible.
And even though all this happened on his watch under his orders, using people that he. Hand selected and just gave the jobs to with no qualifications. He claims that the numbers are around 38,000 kids and that this all is to be blamed on the left and that it's Democrats that somehow made this happen. That's how he tells it when standing in front of a microphone.
Dec 24, 2025
Dec 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM UTC
I wrote a poem
Beautiful and short
Which said all I needed to say
I put it in a bottle
And set a rag on fire
And threw my little poem your way
Dec 8, 2025
Dec 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM UTC
Sometimes I get quite baffled, no really, I get confused
like what’s a magnetometer and for what would it be used?
But one thing really beats me, and I can’t quite understand
It’s you, the US people, who live in that great land.
You’re a democratic nation, you chose your President
But you once lost your senses and I don’t know where they went.
You voted in as PONTUS several years ago
A man who treated leading, like another TV show.
A joker and an idiot, a clown, a **** a schlump
A man as vile as man can be, a man called Donald Trump.
A laughingstock he soon became, an embarrassment to most
"I’m better now than Lincoln," he began to boast.
But soon he started seeing his time was running out
No grace for him when leaving, no he would scream and shout.
The last he left his country wasn’t wishes of goodwill
Oh no for he encouraged an attack upon the hill.
And for all us mere mortals we can buy his trading cards
Dressed up in many costumes he’s gone the whole nine yards,
Now I can’t say Republicans or Democrats are best
But please don’t vote a ***** as the leader of the West.
Sep 21, 2025
Sep 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM UTC
Here’s the full unflinching, no-holds-barred indictment of this Orange Taco Manatee and everything he’s done that we know of for sure , laid out raw and detailed: get a drinkand a comfortable chair it gets more than juicy.
He isn’t just a failed businessman or a failed president. He’s a living amalgam of every kind of corruption, abuse, and cruelty you can imagine.
From the very start, he believed himself untouchable—untethered from law, morality, or basic decency. For decades, he has operated with the arrogance of someone convinced the rules don’t apply to him, and the evidence stacks higher than any of his numerous failed businesses or their tall buildings.
Start with the children, the most vulnerable, the ones who never asked for any of this. The ones on Epstein's island. And the ones he put in cages.
The family separation policy wasn’t an accident it was a calculated cruelty. At least 2700 says Health and Human Services. 1,583 children remain missing from their parents to this day. Only a sicko would debate the numbers. That's the minimum number we know about,
torn apart under the “zero-tolerance” mantra he imposed.
Toddlers literally screaming and crying for their Mamas and Papas. caged under foil blankets,
infants traumatized,
children ripped from their families’ arms
with no records, no tracking, just labels like
“unaccompanied”
a bureaucratic euphemism for kidnapping.
These aren’t numbers.
These are lives. Mothers and fathers who scream in agony to know their children, children who may not even remember their parents. And while he publicly rails about law and order, the true violence, the human suffering, is ignored, trivialized, weaponized for political theater.
Then he wants to use human trafficking, which he is more than guilty of, as an excuse to
put tariffs on us,
the American taxpayers, as if we're not already burdened enough. And then he wants to say that that's the excuse for penalizing our friend and neighbor
Canada.
Who has been proven that less than 1% of fentanyl has ever come across their border, ever. PERIOD !
He then attacks Disney and Paramount making sure that Colbert show is going to be cancelled and then directly getting Jimmy Kimmel cancelled. That is.
Direct fascism.
Then the fully militarized. ICE raids
No other president in history ever has used the Marines on its own people. That's unprecedented. And it's illegal. Governor Newsom should have control of what the National Guard does within his own state.
the mostly peaceful protests met with deliberate brutality, the calculated intimidation—this is a man who treats people as objects to be manipulated, terrorized, or erased.
He doesn’t just condone violence; he choreographs it.
Women holding signs about their missing children, young men recording truth on phones—targeted like animals, beaten, tear-gassed, dragged across concrete—none of it random.
Each act is a statement: obedience is demanded, dissent is crushed, and spectacle is everything. Just like
his self professed hero is ****** .
Which he told military leaders in his first term and in this term that they needed to be more like Hitler's generals and that open racist. **** Cults were "very fine people" .
His other hero is the mass murderer sociopath. ex KGB agent. Vladimir Putin.
He lied about stealing the nuclear secrets. Then they found boxes of them. Then his attorney said just tell the truth and they knew that they were not telling the truth and still lying and they had to raid Mar a Lago. They found even more. They said, is this it? He said yes, and he knew he was lying. He took it. The golf course invited and had foreign dignitaries and enemy dignitaries that he was trying to auction these nuclear secrets off to secrets from the nuclear football.
Secrets that military members like myself, my family and friends fought and died to keep a secret. And he was out there bragging about having them and willing to sell them to the highest bidder. It's not conjecture. It's caught on audio recordings.
And there's photographs of how he was storing them next to a toilet in Mar a Lago.
Then there's the interns and the people who are going in after him into the restroom and finding torn up things in the toilet that he was trying to flush down.
And the January 6 insurrection? That wasn’t an accident .
People died because of his incitement. He lied to them and told them that he would be there himself. And then he told them, quote, "fight like hell."
Officer Brian Sicknick, crushed by the mob, dead the next day. Rosanne Boyland, Kevin Greeson, Benjamin Philips—all gone because he egged a violent mob on, told them to never back down and then wrapped it in the guise of patriotism.
Ashli Babbitt was so worked into a bedazzled MAGA frenzy. that she was shot while repeatedly trying to breach a barricaded door.
Others traumatized to the point of suicide, heart attack, stroke.
ALL that blood is on his tiny little hands.
Not metaphorically.
Literally.
He summoned them, armed them, told them they were heroes, and then stood aside while the violence played out.
****** predation?
Absolutely. He didn’t just brag about grabbing women without consent on camera—he weaponized that same sense of entitlement against Stormy Daniels, telling her, explicitly, about his daughter’s body in a ****** context to arouse himself. Understand that this was in between years of going back and forth to Epstein's island. Systematically choosing, abusing and ****** children over the course of years and years. The flight logs of Lonita expressed extend from the day Epstein purchased the plane and had a custom painted till the very end. Trump was there. He was fully aware of what was happening. He and Maxwell were close friends. He helped fund the whole project. and manipulated her into compliance,
a violation of every moral boundary imaginable. He admitted this daughter lusting behavior on Howard Stern, fully aware of microphones and cameras.
The assaults on E. Jean Carroll are equally unflinching: **** then years of denying, mocking, and attacking her credibility while using his wealth and status to avoid accountability. Epstein’s island trips weren’t social calls—they were active participation in a network of trafficking, ********** and exploitation, mingled with the worst abuses of power. He was so drunk on power and assure of himself dead, he believed that he could corral any **** star he wanted, **** and ****** and ***** anyone that he's ever wanted with complete impunity. And now that he has the Supreme Court in his pocket, he's absolutely right.
Not because of skill, but because of money and manipulation and power and shameless lying con man grifting.
Then there’s the financial and social exploitation.
Veterans with disabilities,
dying children with cancer,
ordinary Americans working their ***** off—
defrauded,
scammed,
left destitute, left to die while he flaunted wealth, bribed judges, and gamed the system. He knowingly and willingly lied to prospective donors and actual donors, telling them that he was going to use the money from the Trump Foundation to help veterans, in particular veterans with issues and disabilities. They didn't see a dime of that money. Then as if that weren't enough, in between going back and forth to the **** island
****** E Jean Carroll
setting up all of the **** star *** Which he promised to pay for and never did. That's why Stormy had to take him to court 3 * 2 of the times she won.
.Laughing to his buddies that he just walks up to women and "grabs them by their ******* Which we know that he absolutely did and was doing and would still be doing.
As if that weren't enough, then he comes back. Runs the casinos into the ground.
The only idiot ever in the history of gambling.
A system where 8 out of 10 bets lose to the house.
This ***** runs the casinos into bankruptcy
and actually loses money.
That's how bad a businessman he really is.
As if that weren't enough, though, then he goes and says with the same Trump foundation that he's gonna raise more money for
dying cancer children
. Kids whose families are destitute
because of their medical bills. Like the veterans, those people don't see a dime of the money.
None of this is
"fake news."
None of this is made-up.
2018-2019 court transcripts.
A stenographer in the court types out every single word
that he says.
he is quickly found guilty.
On every single count,
the judge says he must repay all of that money,
a little over $2,000,000 that they know about.
They know for sure that he spent some of that money on an autographed Tim Tebow football helmet.
He spent others of it on self aggrandizing self portraits that made him look like he had a big bulge.
Foundations meant to help the vulnerable were twisted into cash machines, lining his pockets while people suffered in real time.
Despite losing the court cases, what it actually teaches them is how to correctly scam Pandemic profiteering,
He undermines Fauci and he actually tells people that it's all a big scam perpetrated by the left. Then he actually has the gall to tell people
" just drink bleach".
I don't know, maybe they should inject the bleach.
undermining science, forcing super-spreader rallies, all while hoarding the best care and resources for himself.
H They said the frozen cadaver trucks that were overflowing with bodies was a lie and a scam and didn't actually happen. He could have passed legislation to help with the respirators that people desperately needed, but he refused to do it. He himself got COVID, as I did numerous times, but unlike me, he got the best care money could buy at the expense of the taxpayers, while at the same time. Intentionally holding super spreader rallies.
The elderly, the obese, people with comorbidities literally died because of COVID.
Meanwhile, he's backing every single stupid harebrained conspiracy theory. That has no scientific backing whatsoever. While at the same time attacking legitimate science that actually could have helped.
Political corruption?
Beyond comprehension.
Pardons for criminals, incitement for cult-like followers, manipulation of the courts,
stacking SCOTUS with extremists setting up an orchestrating the bribes to Clarence Thomas.
Contacting and helping fund church leaders hostile to basic human rights. Ensuring that long standing policies like
Roe versus Wade were overturned.
Not just child **** not just the **** and groping of grown women, not just defiling **** stars and not paying them, but also literally and physically ****** the planet itself.
Deregulation and environmental **** while laughing in boardrooms, profiting off disasters, stripping protections from workers,
Native lands,
He overturned years of protective regulations on known Native American burial sites. Just slapping those people in the face and said, yeah, we're gonna go in there and literally dynamite and drill these places as much as we like to extract whatever resources we want, whenever we want without regulation and there's. You can do about it.
Targeting trans individuals, women, LGBTQ+ people, and anyone who threatened his worldview or base.
Threatening journalists,
judges,
the judges in cases against him,
he put out their personal information,
tweeting it and putting it on his psychotic little Truth Social thing
and his other Twitter accounts and things before they were banned,
he said. Their specific names and addresses.
He gave their wives names and their children's names,
threatening them explicitly.
witnesses, and their families. A campaign of intimidation and cruelty codified into policy, law, and culture. Both before and after completely gutting the DOJ of any semblance of righteousness or justice and using it as his own personal vindictive attack machine.
Then in between getting dragged into the defamation cases, which he lost because the evidence was overwhelming against him, then he gets dragged into the Stormy Daniels cases. Then he gets dragged back into the tax fraud and business Ledger, which he lost all of those. Every single one just lost, lost, lost, lost, lost and and also getting impeached twice.
We almost thought we had him on the roads. And then he makes an appeal to Apple, Google, Zuckerberg, and then out of nowhere, idiot Elon jumps on the scene and literally tells people that he's going to buy Trump votes. If you vote for Trump, I will give you money.
Then they set up the whole more than likely false assassination thing, which they immediately just swept under the rug. He conveniently only gets hit in the ear at a distance that anyone with A scope shouldn't miss. But that cements him his chosen by God's stature and nature, with the psychotic MAGA base that he's been building. That was the turning point in which he could not lose.
I won't go into hear the death of Justice Scalia. I won't go into the supposed accidental death of his wife where she falls down the stairs after transversing those stairs, all peeled up and drunk for years and years and years, then all of a sudden, right when she's about to speak to some people about their. All of a sudden she dies. I'm not gonna go into that here. I'm not gonna go into Epstein. I'm not gonna go into Epstein's lawyer.
We could talk about how he assaulted his own members of the Secret Service trying to grab the wheel, demanding that they give up their phones, demanding access to their personal text and emails so that he could try to remove his behavior both before and after. January 6th.
We could talk about him and the whole voter fraud thing. Demanding that they come up with the 11,700 whatever votes to give him the presidency that he didn't win.
Then the constant thing about lying and saying he did win when he clearly and obviously lost.
The whole thing with leaky old Rudy Giuliani and how he just used him and threw him under the bus and then Rudy loses his defamation case against those black women who live in Georgia that he lied about and lied about and would not stop lying about. And he did all that for his buddy Trump.
Then the fat, bloated, ******** idiot loser Bannon.
totally turned his back on him.
Then he and his boyfriend, boy toy Eli Elon, can't be around him without literal lethal doses of ketamine. Elon's on so much ketamine that not only his kidneys are shutting down, but his liver is failing and his doctors have to step in and say, well, buddy, if you don't. Slow your roll, you're gonna be dead. And then once he sobers up, he's like, Oh my God, I did what I got. Who elected?
And the constant egocentric. theater of it all. Claiming that even before he was running for presidency that somehow
He now claims the Democrats created and faked the Epstein files,
yet Hillary didn't try to use it against him.
Biden didn't try to use it against him.
Kamala didn't try to use it against him
.But yet somehow the Democrats knew that they needed to fake all this stuff.
The MAGA cultist idiots from the Deep South states have three channels to choose from.
They don't read,
they don't visit their libraries.
The only thing they see with letters on it are NRA stickers.
They believe that. The Apprentice is and was a real show that showed how Donnie could run these businesses successfully.
They've been brainwashed with all their church crap for so long that they cannot separate fantasy from reality. They believe that some magical floating sky daddy listens to them even if they don't Speak aloud
and it's gonna come solve all the problems.
They believe that this invisible sky daddy chose Donnie To bring about the end of the world
, and they want that, That's why they hoard all the guns, the MRE's, That's why you got Alex Jones talking, all those supplements and the Sandy Hook deniers and all of that.
So scripted shows,
rallies,
Fox News indoctrination
social media manipulation
it’s not just deception; it’s a full ecosystem of lies designed to convince millions that chaos, cruelty, and incompetence are genius,
that the man who scammed, assaulted, and defrauded can be trusted with power.
Cult dynamics, martyrdom complexes, armed obedience. MAGA isn’t just a movement; it’s a fully weaponized personality cult, and he’s the architect.
Layered on top of this is the pattern: decades of unchecked behavior, where ****** assault, fraud, theft, incitement, and exploitation aren’t aberrations—they’re his modus operandi.
Untouchable since his early 20s,
believing law and morality were toys for him to play with,
then bringing that same attitude into the highest office in the nation.
The result? Dead school kids gunned down almost every other day
traumatized Americans, missing children, ***** and assaulted women, exploited veterans, failing democracy, and a country held hostage by lies, greed, and cruelty.
His idea of tariffs are sheer math stupidity
and everyone in the world told him that.
It's like trying to run a lemonade stand when your inventory is literally a desert.
America doesn't produce anything. We have not produced anything since slightly before. The Reagan era tax cuts. And now none of those multi billion dollar corporations pays anything in taxes. The entire tax burden was shifted onto the already strained middle class and we've been carrying it ever since. And then he wants to put even more on us with these whole ridiculous idea of tariffs.
This isn’t hyperbole. It isn’t opinion. It’s a litany of documented crimes, cruelty, and human suffering, stacked into an avalanche that can’t be ignored
. He didn’t just fail
. He didn’t just break laws
. The bodies, the broken, the suffering—they are all the fingerprints of a man utterly untethered from conscience consequence, or reality.
This is the man. The crimes, the assaults, the deaths, the exploitation, the incitement, the lies, the culture of cruelty
they form a seamless, relentless narrative. And the truth is raw:
he must never be allowed to hide behind
, spectacle,
or theater.
Every person hurt, every life destroyed, every innocent victim
his hands are on it all.
Nothing softens it, nothing erases it. He is fully, monstrously accountable, morally, ethically, and historically.
Sep 20, 2025
Sep 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM UTC
i saw the flag hang limp in the sweat-burned air
the president mumbled through a teleprompter
while the rich ******** clinked their rosé glasses
and the homeless guy outside CVS whispered “revolution.”
i walked through a walmart cathedral of neon death
fluorescent lights buzzed like dying bees.
a woman cried in the diaper aisle,
not enough left on the EBT
and the checkout kid had eyes like war.
everyone’s got a gun now or wants one.
fear is sold in bulk, 2-for-1.
but joy?
joy costs everything you got
plus shipping.
billboards scream GOD LOVES YOU
but only if you vote the right way
& keep your ****** polite
& don’t kneel too long
unless it’s in church or to capitalism.
trump’s face still floats like a blimp in the sky
bloated with lies, smiling like rot
and no one’s coming to save us.
they’re too busy selling hats,
too busy building walls out of fear
america, you jazz-blasted ghost,
you cigarette-burned lover of a dream.
i still drive your highways like rosary beads
but now they lead to nowhere;
just strip malls, gun shops, & graves.
Jul 4, 2025
Jul 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM UTC
Piece by piece they're pulling us apart
As Time rips, controversy shreds
As they pull us to our separate oceans
We fight each other again
He won't listen to me speak
They won't let me in this room
The world won't even look at me
For I wear the color blue
He who shares my same last name
She who shares my blood
Shun me because I won't wear red
Wish to cut out my tounge
Society as it's walls grow taller
Pray on friendships demise
Watch it's families break apart
Silence neutral cries
Feed us only our own view point
Teach us to hate the other
Those in power who smile big
As intellectuals shudder
Break us down person by person
Teach us through AI
Bright red armed with insults
My faded blues cry
I don't hate you because you have opinions
Don't hate the red blue or even green
I respect you because you're a person
Why can't you do the same for me
Jan 28, 2025
Jan 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM UTC
A coronation, watched by our entire great nation,
Some with trepidation, others boisterous jubilation.
Trump feted, his fawning family silhouetted,
Basking in his light, his confidence and might.
This Grand Old Party, it's followers vociferous and hearty,
Anointing their chosen man, to rule their ever-growing clan;
No harm to love a cause, giving thought and sometimes pause,
To what this passion brings, the words the siren sings.
Whereas strong leadership is good, it can be tainted just like food,
For democracy renounced, cannot then easily be found.
Let’s be careful what we wish, lest it be a poisoned dish,
Our founders crafted choice, beyond just
one resounding voice;
Autocracy is not a word, that in our Lexicon is heard,
We must vigilance ensure, for our country's story to endure.
Unity the dream, but like salmon in a raging stream,
Needs fortitude and grit, knowing when to fight and for the greater good, submit.
Jul 19, 2024
Jul 19, 2024 at 1:49 PM UTC
(censored)
It don't matter if you chop the head off the beast, the head keeps growing back. Changing from blue to red now back to blue, evil is clearly on track.
Yet how many more heads do we need to chop, to **** the beast and make this stop?
No need to censor the sword,
it's simply a gift from the Lord!
Mar 1, 2024
Mar 1, 2024 at 7:39 AM UTC
There are clocks turning backwards
there are rights being lost,
you might think you’re unaffected
but things are worse than you thought.
For your wives and your daughters
are now property of the state;
they’ll be tracking their cycles
and they better not be late.
For your women are now watched
by the militarized state;
The old laws have been eradicated,
cause it’s freedom
the republican fundamentalists hate,
and like the Taliban, your freedoms they’re taking.
You better vote soon, before it’s too late,
cause your rights are disintegrating.
Come fathers and husbands
throughout the land
let’s give them an electoral beating
that they’ll understand
your vote is your voice
so please take a stand.
If the freedom of privacy's worth saving,
you better vote soon, before it’s too late,
cause your rights they’re eliminating.
Aug 29, 2023
Aug 29, 2023 at 9:37 PM UTC
I will very very probably do it again
Anyone who knows me and has a brain
Can see that Biden's old and lame
Now's the time to reignite my reign.
MAGA folks love me and want me back
They need our country set on track
For what I have all others lack
Of running stuff they know sweet jack.
As to DeSantimonius, Short Pants Pence and Chippy Cheney
That they'll burn out I'll wage you money
I'm the one that's smart and funny
My golden touch makes all things sunny.
So once these midterms are sown up
I'll squeeze lame Joe just like a bug
Show the world that he's a dud
For I’m the man, I know it in my gut.
Nov 7, 2022
Nov 7, 2022 at 11:36 AM UTC
Republicans go mask off
because they are anti mask
and all the homophobia, sexism, and racism
is spread because of
a viral video.
Sep 21, 2021
Sep 21, 2021 at 10:04 AM UTC
Is it really that black and white?
To choose a side,
is it red or blue?
Whats true for me,
or whats "best" for you?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Burned to dust in California.
Drowned to death in Lousiana.
Blown away in the Central states.
We are left with heartbreak,
and rage....
We reap what we sow,
isnt that what they say?
Is this why Violets lie in my wake?
So where have all the flowers gone?
Raise your eyes and see,
count our stars.
Love is free.
Sep 15, 2021
Sep 15, 2021 at 7:01 PM UTC
Daily rallying, bullying, Rioting, lying
Terrorizing Washington DC's peace
Waving weapons, hiding white sheets
All cause the Covidian King wants to keep
The crown
Screaming ***** "Black Lives Matter!"
"Coup-opperate! let's topple the Capitol down!"
Meanwhile the slave-catchers called "police"
Took selfies with these terrorist in the streets
Meanwhile, why were you missing from your own riot?
You and Your MAGA minions made millions
Of Americans sick.
All of you are still too ill... too illegit to quit!
Tried to dominate twitter with hate,
but Allah don't like that bigoted ****
We the people of soul and prayer
Have been raising our hands in the air
For four full years
Today, we retire from our weary pursuit
We watch with popcorn as the chickens come home to roost
Jan 9, 2021
Jan 9, 2021 at 6:27 AM UTC
Oh me oh my
such tall tale lies
upstream and down
by this Political Clown,
***** made of brass?!! My ***
Washing Brains with numbskullish hate
this pathetic excuse of a man with reality
his base does not relate, Whether near or far
those believing his words it is garbage they do eat
allowing many behaviors and nicknaming mistreats.
oh me oh my
a sad tear to be cried days and nights so dim as he is,
It will take years upon years to fix the damage done
& finally after 5 dead including an officer of the Law!
This smug poor loser ordered this result and now admits
his time is over, it's time to quit this nitwit says adios
and hello prison mates, I will make all the inmates love me,
You will see as I bend over backward to gain your gratitudes
all my prison base friends will share the same attitude
but please don't get me wrong! You will Love me long live
this master debater let's make a deal, okay we will talk later.
Farewell...So Long... it's been a great run.
Jan 7, 2021
Jan 7, 2021 at 10:50 PM UTC
I’m excited - the
republican convention!
I love magic shows.
They will reveal, with
sorcerous skills a new Trump
- bighearted, and selfless.
The man we all know,
the emotionally crippled
horror, will wear disguise.
Who will be deceived?
The children in cages will cheer,
the virus dead will smile.
Our Nazis will march,
ghosts of veterans will wail,
What a fine party.
Aug 24, 2020
Aug 24, 2020 at 9:29 AM UTC
Limericks V - Politics
Baked Alaskan
by Michael R. Burch
There is a strange yokel so flirty
she makes ****** seem icons of purity.
With all her winkin’ and blinkin’
Palin seems to be thinkin’—
"Ah culd save th’ free world ’cause ah’m purty!"
Copyright 2012 by Michael R. Burch
from Signs of the Apocalypse
all Rights and Violent Shudderings Reserved
###
Going Rogue in Rouge
by Michael R. Burch
It'll be hard to polish that apple
enough to make her seem palatable.
Though she's sweeter than Snapple
how can my mind grapple
with stupidity so nearly infallible?
Copyright 2012 by Michael R. Burch
from Signs of the Apocalypse
all Rights and Violent Shudderings Reserved
White as a Sheet
by Michael R. Burch
Donald Trump had a real Twitter Scare
then rushed off to fret, vent and share:
“How dare Bernie quote
what I just said and wrote?
Like Megyn he’s mean, cruel, unfair!”
“Clintonian” or “Billistic?”
by Michael R. Burch
There is a new term, “Clintonian,”
which means, “Stop your ******* and moanin’.
He’s only a man
doing all that he can
to put kneepads in the Smithsonian.”
Any Woozy ****** Will Do
by Michael R. Burch
Once Kennedy, as we all know,
bedded a goddess, Monroe;
but a man of less mettle,
Bill Clinton will settle
for Lewinsky and a quick blow.
A Tale of Two Stiffies
by Michael R. Burch
There was an ex-candidate, Gore,
who amazed with his talent to bore.
“He was incredibly stiff,”
interns said, with a sniff,
“though not like his predecessor!”
Four Limericks plus one Lead-In Poem
Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch
At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...
But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where I’m sore and hurty.
The moral of my story?
To avoid a fate as gory,
flirt with gals a bit more whore-y!
Mating Calls
by Michael R. Burch
1.
Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a bit *****
I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ...
When I rang her to bang her,
it seems my words stang her!
She hung up the phone, so I banged off, alone.
2.
Still dreaming to hold something skirty,
once again I rang up our reclusive Miss Purdy.
She sounded unhappy,
called me “daffy” and “sappy,”
and that was before the gal heard me!
3.
It was early A.M., ’bout two-thirty,
when I, once again, rang the regal Miss Purdy.
With a voice full of hate,
she thundered, “It’s LATE!”
Was I, perhaps, over-wordy?
4.
It was probably close to four-thirty
the last time I called the miserly Purdy.
Although I’m her boarder,
the restraining order
has frozen all assets of that virginity hoarder!
Keywords/Tags: limerick, nonsense, light verse, humor, humorous, American politics, government, Republican, Democratic
Apr 7, 2020
Apr 7, 2020 at 4:42 AM UTC
i want to be a...
republican because i am a
democrat.
i want to be a democrat
because i am a republican.
Feb 4, 2020
Feb 4, 2020 at 8:58 AM UTC
Donkey or elephant?
Rich, middle class, or poor?
Red or blue?
They have us all confused, all duped.
It’s a game of sides, an endless pursuit.
So we begin to hate, one another,
Begin to rate, one another,
Like our worth depends on contempt,
Not resisting the tempt.
But brothers and sisters,
Isn’t this one nation?
Lost our patience,
All things decided by rich white misters.
Because we argue over things that take forever to be voted in,
And ignore the world’s greatest sins.
Because while we argue for feats,
People starve on the streets.
I’m acting my own self, that paper out of range,
Because I can show my fellow human love before my ballot makes a change.
Sep 11, 2019
Sep 11, 2019 at 10:36 PM UTC
We're a world and generation set on depersonalization
Where everything is on social media but everyone is scared to socialize.
We all promise we "just need to vent" but is it venting or is it depression?
"He loves me, he's just tired. Its not abuse, she's just tired. I'm not okay, I'm really tired."
We all need to stop and chill without the help of benadryl.
But we need the drugs to feel normal.
A normal that they tell us to be
on the covers of our magazine
When we are all medicated to achieve the status quo
We can't learn from our mistakes if we can't remember them.
Instead of dealing with the guilt,
we soak in a bath as if the lavender suds will rinse away our ****** personality
We do it nightly and call it self care.
And the self care we really need is lunch that isn't Oreos and to join therapy.
We fill the empty hole inside of us with cigarettes and ***** and food
And we don't even know we're empty because our parents are empty too
And the only ones who can recognize the absense
Are the same ones telling us to work harder to buy our first house and car before the age of 25
When really, we haven't even settled on what we want to be when we grow up
Our grandparents and parents beg us to have babies because "I'm not getting any younger."
But I'm quickly getting older Dad, so shut up and let me drink until I pass out without worrying about how much my child will have to heal from, just like I'm healing now with Bacardi 151.
Its a cycle and there's no handle bars
Celebrities writing songs and movies, a fill-in-the-blank series that mimics a horoscope
To drag in the masses with feelings of unity when really we have no idea what our brother went through when we were laying on our uncle's bed at midnight at 5 years old.
They want us to be the same except for when its not convenient, and suddenly the children of rich people are to be scorned but they hate the black people who hate the black rich people
And its another cycle, the chain popped off and the brakes are our feet
Just like when we were kids except now we have no shoes on and we are rolling down a hill that stops at a lake
And our empty parents forgot to teach us how to swim.
Its 2019 now, when will America be great in the first place?
Feb 8, 2019
Feb 8, 2019 at 1:01 AM UTC
you can't shake hands and greet people with a smile through a wall.
Feb 4, 2019
Feb 4, 2019 at 8:00 PM UTC
Blue skies and apple pies
Football games and guns to aim
40 hours of work and fireworks
Heteronormativity and conformity
White tranquility in the midst of police brutality
White terrorism claiming nationalism
What is the American Dream?
Shutdowns and cages and riches for ages
Fascism raises from hateful rampages
Families taken away from their own
These are a few of Trump's favorite things.
What is the American dream?
A flag always at half-mast
In preparation for the next mass shooting
Killing the poor with a minimum wage
That can't even afford rent
Mocking the people we stole this land from.
America the land of the free
Construct of the patriarchy
Thousands of dollars in medical bills
Treating our oceans like landfills.
Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light
A country so broken the end is in sight.
Capitalistic ideals that possess the rich
Destroying the poor as we're thrown in a ditch
Together we must rise above
And show Trump's cult what we're made of.
Jan 23, 2019
Jan 23, 2019 at 10:02 PM UTC
Words, while being paths of study,
Can't lead to oneself, for the intellect
Can't lead, as life doesn't follow.
The corporate structure's convolution's
Devolutionary direction differs. Stray
Not from your heart path: you being who,
What, where, when, how, and sometimes
Why, forever asked, and unanswered.
Viva la Evolucion, viva la Green Party.
Jul 16, 2018
Jul 16, 2018 at 3:49 AM UTC