#preventivecare
Annual preventive care
for the female clam.
Undress and saddle up
modesty be ******
"Giddy up partner",
in a thin paper robe.
Fun times are coming
by gynecologist’s probe.
Feet in stirrups
with a widespread.
A Vaseline rod
is what’s ahead.
Insertion with small talk
is always a treat.
while your *** is sticking
to an examining sheet.
A pinch of the ******
it’s ready to smear.
On a slide it will go
to a lab that is near.
Just when you think
that it is the end.
The jelly of KY
starts to suspend.
The gyno was too generous
with the slippery goo.
But it’s time to get dressed
the next patient is due.
I’ll leave the office
with slime up to here.
A departing gift
I get every year.
Oct 18, 2020
Oct 18, 2020 at 4:45 PM UTC