He scares the kids in the neighborhood
claims, he can snap your neck
and then return to watering the grass
hoping no one knows, or checks

Every place has one, or two
those nuts that just don't fit
crazy is, as crazy does
that's all there is, to it

He's got no lights, his place is dark
he pumps the Walmart gas
no tellin what he's thinkin, much
thinks everyone, but him, an ***

We'll keep our children distant
and tell them "don't you even dare!"
there's a haunted house upon our street
yes, a lunatic lives there