#portmanteau
A chortle is
a slythy gleeblish burstle
of verbivore
snickerdazzle
daufter.
To chortle is
to gigglenuzzle bubbles
of snottish glimmerguts
that tickletwist speworling
belly happyspritz and
vorment fuzzlefizzes
out your nose.
Apr 19, 2025
Apr 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM UTC
Intentionally advoiding titles from
Appearing within these subtitled verses
Segregation from thought and summary
Unconsciously
But now I must follow my own rules
Prim-airily
Mar 8, 2025
Mar 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM UTC
Loner of the planet
Where dreams give way to musing,
Flemditation and Jarvoy,
Living with Jhello made of peppers, hot,
Loons scouring cobbled city streets
Frankenfood
Well treated with modelparse wine,
Reflecserve chortling along in
Hollogramorphing
phenoflutes;
Plan to watch a mockumentary,
broken by the doorbell -
A fairy telegram:
Invite to brunch
From Trolly,
Best friend, the only,
One to teach me
How to use my spork.
Glad to lose the smog of this morn,
I dress-up cheching the mirror:
Great a fit of my suithalf.
Jan 12, 2021
Jan 12, 2021 at 12:24 PM UTC
Le Cordon Bleu sommelier in the know
Discussed wine pairing with patrons aglow
"What does your order include?"
"Roast turducken frankenfood"
"Then I recommend a dry Portmanteau!"
© 2020 Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Jun 19, 2020
Jun 19, 2020 at 1:51 PM UTC
You cannot deny;
this, then or why.
that little contridiction.
Incocistancy,
so constantly.
No need to know me.
let me wallow a while,
deep in my own dirt denial.
As a preposterous,
Hypicritapotamaus.
I won't lie;
exasperated sigh.
It's my own personal truth.
patiently,
so blatantly;
light won't show me.
let me wallow a while,
deep in my own dirt denial.
As a preposterous,
Hypicritapotamaus.
Feb 10, 2018
Feb 10, 2018 at 8:00 PM UTC