#poopie
The Original: Tom maxwell © 10/18/2024 AD
Everyone has thoughts, feelings & emotions,
From things, they say and do, this is a list,
For those, who look in the toilet, after they poo.
Atomic Poopie: It can feel like you’re on fire, when it comes out,
Then you’re *** still burns, after your finished
Dangling Poopie: You know you’re finished, although, it refuses,
To fall, so you shake your *** until it does.
Surprise Poopie: You feel, and think you are just going to,
Release some gas, then oops, you poopie.
Upper class Poopie: The kind of poopie, that does not smell.
Liquid Poopie: It shoots out very fast, and splashes, all over,
You and the toilet bowl.
Invisible Poopie; You feel the poopie, come out of you, although,
There is none, in the toilet bowl.
Lincoln Log Poopie: This poopie is so big, you may be afraid to
Flush, until you break it up.
Spinal tap Poopie; It hurts so much coming out, you think,
It is leaving you sideways.
Clean Poopie: You felt it come out, it’s in the toilet, none on the,
Toilet paper.
I Wish I Could Poopie: You feel like you have to go, you want to,
All you do is sit, and **** a few times.
Second Chance Poopie: You have finished pooping, you pull up,
Your pants, then you have to **** again.
Popping Veins in Your Head Poopie: You strain so hard to push,
It out, you think your head is about to blow up.
Loud Gassey Poopie: So noisy, when you finish, and walk out,
Of the restroom, everyone is laughing.
Drinkers Poopie: After hours of drinking, it’s trade mark,
Are the skid marks, in the bottom of the
Toilet bowl.
You Ate Corn Poopie: Self - explanatory.
Off to the Races Poopie: Out of nowhere, you have to poopie,
You can feel it’s about blast off time,
Your running to the bathroom, undoing,
Your pants, hoping you make it.
Oct 29, 2025
Oct 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM UTC
I could not produce a perfect sentence,
so instead I killed my family.
Intricate webs woven,
and little seeds planted.
Words that will not touch a page
let loose a vindictive voice.
That's why your inner voice
finds words like onomatopoeia funny;
it's sharp.
As you project your frustration
into a headache, it passes along.
You try to remember if your family
history has been linked to cancer.
Yet some people will say:
Words Don't Hurt.
But they know.
Because they once
had families, too.
Jun 17, 2016
Jun 17, 2016 at 12:34 PM UTC