You asked me to write more poetry. 
"Remember that one you wrote for me when we first started dating?
I read it all the time, 
It was so beautiful."
"That was an anomaly,"
I retort.
"I do not write poetry; I get tattoos and haircuts. I stretch my earlobes and dress funny. I buy signs from homeless people; that is my art."
My eloquence is nonexistent, 
I do not carry the right kind of pain with me
Nor do I have enough beautiful thoughts
to write good poetry.
The only thing I could spurt out for you 
Is only 15 lines long.
A pitiful piece of work.