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#plop
I run to my ceramic throne, I feel it coming I groan. I take my seat, Try to **** To no avail, I feel terrible. I push more and more, My face red, my bum sore. One last push,one last try, A deep breath, a loud cry, "Who let the dogs out, woof woof, Out you come, you goof, Something dropped, It worked, Heard a large plop.
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Mar 5, 2019
Mar 5, 2019 at 5:24 AM UTC
Constipation
**** slidin out ma *** Squirts of liquid and spurts of gas Constraining my face To push it out and away That lil **** hangin from ma hole It's almost like it's got a soul I shake it off quick That big black stick And then it goes plop Down in the **** *** Wash it away, with tears and say "Urrrrgea, that was a big one aye?" Then flush it down And watch it fade away
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Mar 17, 2017
Mar 17, 2017 at 6:33 PM UTC
**** slidin
Myself down on the ledge Blaze my bowl of herb Staring into nights glory.
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Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015 at 10:39 PM UTC
Plop