#plop
I run to my ceramic throne,
I feel it coming I groan.
I take my seat,
Try to ****
To no avail,
I feel terrible.
I push more and more,
My face red, my bum sore.
One last push,one last try,
A deep breath, a loud cry,
"Who let the dogs out, woof woof,
Out you come, you goof,
Something dropped,
It worked,
Heard a large plop.
Mar 5, 2019
Mar 5, 2019 at 5:24 AM UTC
**** slidin out ma ***
Squirts of liquid and spurts of gas
Constraining my face
To push it out and away
That lil **** hangin from ma hole
It's almost like it's got a soul
I shake it off quick
That big black stick
And then it goes plop
Down in the **** ***
Wash it away, with tears and say
"Urrrrgea, that was a big one aye?"
Then flush it down
And watch it fade away
Mar 17, 2017
Mar 17, 2017 at 6:33 PM UTC
Myself down on the ledge
Blaze my bowl of herb
Staring into nights glory.
Dec 9, 2015
Dec 9, 2015 at 10:39 PM UTC