#pirateday
Arrrh, here we be again
at "Talk like a Pirate day"
we'll spew our gaffs and have some laughs
slappin wenches bums, while we're at play
We'll have some grog
mockin the captain's log
reading lines of sea bound times
and cabin boys, he's flogged
When the eve be ov'r
and drunken we'll awake
it's out to sea, we'll all be
nursing our headache
Our love for wenches stowed
miseries bandon'd in the hold
mainsail's set, we'll not ferget
we be pirates, young and old
Sep 19, 2018
Sep 19, 2018 at 8:55 AM UTC
Hitting the high waves
and jibbing up the sails
cutlass, dispatching knaves
and fools that climb the rails
A scuttle up the mizzen mast
the crow's nest my abode
my lot with crew, so cast
gold and silver in the hold
Kerchief on my neck
wooden, my left leg
swabbing the salt from deck
lust for a ***** named Peg
A patch upon my eye
outhaul lashed to the spar
gazing at the azure sky
as sailing, ever far
Aye Aye captain
onward thru the fog
tossing the cat over the bow
and whiskey, for the dog!
Sep 19, 2017
Sep 19, 2017 at 1:09 PM UTC
I'll bind ya too the keel I will
and lash ya at the mast
I'm the Captain, lord at sea
as yet too be, surpassed
Batton down the hatches lads
and secure your tongues and gear
it's not the seas or monsters there
you've only got me, too fear
No hook upon my arm
but I've got an evil eye
don't let me catch you lazy son
pirate examples, die
So let sail and profit boys
our hold too fill with gold
to take and have, all we want
before we get
too old
Sep 19, 2019
Sep 19, 2019 at 12:07 AM UTC