#pippilongstocking
Greta, oh Greta, you’re freaking out.
Our planet won’t perish. You'll grow up.
Hyped and promoted by globalist funds,
Your unbalanced drama makes us cringe.
Greta, oh Greta, you’re barking mad;
Your handlers have let out too much leash.
Time to lie down on your favorite mat
And pray to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Sep 26, 2019
Sep 26, 2019 at 2:24 PM UTC
Hey Pippi--we aren't listening
To your global whine
And climatic rebuke.
Pippi you are a brat.
Your neurotic parents
Did a terrible job.
Your silly religion
Or lack thereof
Does not concern us.
Your long stockings
Make good stuffing
For your mouth-hole.
Hey Pippi--
The world is not ending...
But your delusions are.
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 12:02 PM UTC