#physicist
Susie Saviour is a Bond girl
From Weymouth-Turf-On-Sea
A swish, a sway; a fist, a fray
And home in time for tea.
She scuba dives for pleasure
Downdashious to her core,
But only when the flags are out
And never far from shore.
A beauty queen, a lisome lass,
A femme fatale, a flirt;
Serves martinis with a swizzle stick
This sweet assassin in a skirt.
Nov 24, 2019
Nov 24, 2019 at 8:08 PM UTC
The most obnoxious part about
being a communications major,
is having to tell people you're a
communications major, it's having
to explain to concerned strangers
what I plan to do with that-
The major question is the new,
What's your sign?
The future physicist asks
with crooked smile, plastic cup
in hand, and *** in his eyes.
My answer elicits a sigh, a smirk,
and what do you plan to do with that?
He asks the way one asks a child
******* on their parents car keys.
So I tell him:
*I plan to hang my degree in my
guest bathroom-*
Why?
*Because I don't give a **** about what
other people think of it.*
Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 4:47 PM UTC
Nikola Tesla
respected physicist
Thomas Edison’s
dubious nemesis.
Electricity
was his toil
was famous for
his Tesla Coil.
Radical dreamer
of free power
J.P. Morgan
made things sour.
Lovingly
nature’s servant
proposer of
alternating current.
Humble inventor
that transformed homes
famously stated
he loved all tomes.
Jun 6, 2014
Jun 6, 2014 at 2:48 AM UTC