*in the long ago*
*a randy poet*
*did contact me*
*via the site's*
*internal email*
*he requested that I should*
*pen him some ****** verse*
*due to me being*
*such an obliging person*
*I wrote the fellow*
*a few lines*
*of the hot and steamy*
*variety* 
*he was quite satisfied*
*with how they affected*
*the pelvic region*
*and it engendered* 
*such a goodly arise*
*Sir Percy*
*response*
*but after several months*
*all communication*
*between us*
*did abruptly cease* 
*for he had found*
*a more seasoned poetess*
*to scribe him stuff*
*in a spicer pitch*