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Roddy's Rooster, man! you couldn't   oust her Standing up there on his dunghill fair Announcing to the whole world, to All   everywhere My **** He's the greatest doodle doer O! that Roddy's Rooster. He don't need no booster, does   Roddy's Rooster He'd even go after the goose sir Don't you fouster with this Rooster You'd only lose sir Now vamoose sir. Very dapper and quite the scrapper Patrolling his perimeter Strutting around the farmyard pound Invariably, henhouse bound If you were to meet him It'd be "Put up your dukes sir Me! I'm Roddy's Rooster". With his tail feathers all fluffed up Like a feather duster And his chest all puffed out Quite the Dandy and always randy What a Suitor that Roddy's Rooster And O! what a Wooer, that wooey   doodler.                          I I He came a cropper though one day When he fell in the Hopper Now he's a good deal shorter And not half as cocky as before, Now he sits on his wall lamenting his   fall Thinking of the days when he used to   have a ball Has Lady Luck that Grand Old Duck   deserted him I wonder. Sad to see, now he's a bit gammy More Bandy than Dandy He still South's in the Summer But has doubts in the Winter, Now he likes to crow his woes and   lows away Climbing up onto his dunghill, he    greets the day But now in a high shrill falsetto   voice He sings  in a whole different way " I've been round the Ringer but I'm   still quite a Dinger **** a Doodley Doo" Now... now he's a ****** Blues singer! O! that Roddy's Rooster. Roddy's Rooster Yeeaahh!
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Mar 17, 2020
Mar 17, 2020 at 10:29 AM UTC
Roddy's Rooster
Roddy's Rooster, man! you couldn't   oust her Standing up there on his dunghill fair Announcing to the whole world, to All   everywhere My **** He's the greatest doodle doer O! that Roddy's Rooster. He don't need no booster, does   Roddy's Rooster He'd even go after the goose sir Don't you fouster with this Rooster You'd only lose sir Now vamoose sir. Very dapper and quite the scrapper Patrolling his perimeter Strutting around the farmyard pound Invariably, henhouse bound If you were to meet him It'd be "Put up your dukes sir Me! I'm Roddy's Rooster". With his tail feathers all fluffed up Like a feather duster And his chest all puffed out Quite the Dandy and always randy What a Suitor that Roddy's Rooster And O! what a Wooer, that wooey   doodler.                          I I He came a cropper though one day When he fell in the Hopper Now he's a good deal shorter And not half as cocky as before, Now he sits on his wall lamenting his   fall Thinking of the days when he used to   have a ball Has Lady Luck that Grand Old Duck   deserted him I wonder. Sad to see, now he's a bit gammy More Bandy than Dandy He still South's in the Summer But has doubts in the Winter, Now he likes to crow his woes and   lows away Climbing up onto his dunghill, he    greets the day But now in a high shrill falsetto   voice He sings  in a whole different way " I've been round the Ringer but I'm   still quite a Dinger **** a Doodley Doo" Now... now he's a ****** Blues singer! O! that Roddy's Rooster. Roddy's Rooster Yeeaahh!
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