#oscars
The Oscars are tonight.
I won’t see them, they start at 1am here.
I’m not obsessed over any male movie stars
I haven’t found one to obsess over in a while.
Except Ansel Elgort (HBO Tokyo Vice) - that man can GET it.
Upon writing that sentence I called out to my bf Peter,
“That Ansel Elgort can get it!” (He knows - Ansel is my ‘hall pass’)
“Go for it!” he called back.
This generation of actors seem mid -
a bunch of cold side-dishes next to the older Pitts and DiCaprio's
The women are killing it though - Zendaya, Elle Fanning, Anya Taylor‑Joy, Florence Pugh - just to name a few.
Austin Butler (Elvis) was creeping up for a while
he used to give ‘American boy’ vibes but he’s too pretty now,
he somehow glows - is he wearing makeup in the everyday?
Timothée Chalamet (Dune) - was interesting at first,
but the more I see him, the more I think uggg.
And he's dating a Kardashian - PLEZ.
(I suppose someone has to date the Kardashians - but ick.)
and I think, in a pinch, I could kick Timothée’s ***
I’ll take responsibility.
My favorite movies this year were:
Train dreams, One battle after another, Sinners and Sentimental value in that order. The other pics were ‘meh.’ 10 is too many to nominate for best pic.
There’s a breathtaking, surreal scene in ‘Sinners’ (a vampire movie) where the dead dance in perfect synchronization with the living that’s absolutely stunning.
‘Marty Supreme,’ rashly nominated, was dreadful in every way - slow, pointless, overhyped, and Chalamet has a girlie-man mustache that makes him look 14 and weak.
F1 - Brad Pitt is keepin’ it goin!! Is he really 62??! A Dreamy grandpa indeed.
The Oscars are less popular than they used to be.
In 2022, when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock and was allowed to sit there, for 20 minutes, like a human, to accept a statue for ‘best actor’ - to fawning applause - was absolutely disgusting.
But we all stream movies and series, don’t we? I for one, enjoy the fashion and I’d like to think some glamor still exists in this world where trash is so obvious and everywhere.
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Songs for this:
Picture in my mind by PinkPantheress & Sam Gellaitry
Find an Island by BENEE
Wait a Minute! by WILLOW
Mar 15
Mar 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM UTC
На битбоксе гоняла "Тоску",
Тоска — ваша соска.
Серьёзно? И зачем тебе этот «Оскар»,
Если ты в колхозе присоска?
Сексоваттов тебе не хватает,
И признаюсь я — жопа плоска.
Голый Вася и медный фраер,
Эй, здарова, бичи — всё просто.
👉 Bloch-Bauer & Adele · 2020 · Signature Privée
Aug 1, 2025
Aug 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM UTC
What gender ties can creativity
possibly hold?
Aesthetics are of the wise, the weary and the bold.
The masculinity of my words have a feminine side.
I'd rather shoot straight then wobble in my minds eye.
So I no longer follow Hollywood's great endeavor,
I don't consider Oprah or Ellen in any matter clever.
Hooray for our side is lost on me,
my poetry has set my spirit free.
Mar 12, 2024
Mar 12, 2024 at 9:08 AM UTC
I love the way the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences let Will Smith sit there, for 40 minutes, preening in the front row, in plain sight, after he assaulted a black man at the Oscars.
I know what you're thinking - wait, isn’t Will Smith black? Well, obviously NOT. In an America where black men are routinely murdered for selling cigarettes or having a broken taillight, Mr. Smith got to commit his crime in front of millions of people. Then sit around like a three-piece suited sultan for over a ½ hour to receive an Oscar and a (reflexive?) standing ovation.
Will, in an effort to make his violence palatable said, in his tearful acceptance speech, that he was protecting his wife. Chris Rock made a joke about her hairdo. Was she actually in some kind of unseen danger? Perhaps this is some kind of new, Muslim “honor” slapping?
The very function of comedian hosts and presenters at the Oscars is to take-the-piss out of these overpaid actor-celebrities. If you multi-millionaires can’t take a joke, stay home or wear a **** wig.
I’m curious, we know Jada and Will have an “open” marriage - because they have said as much. Does that mean, in “Smith” logic, Chris could have *** with Jada but not comment on her looks?
How far does Will’s privilege extend - could he have bitch-slapped Betty White (she was pretty salty sometimes) - for instance? I mean, Chris Rock is half Will Smith’s size. Do you think he would have launched up at Dwayne Johnson, Idris Elba or Jason Momoa? I doubt it, even if Will did get to pretend, he was Mohamid Ali for a while.
Chris Rock is a trooper, he took the hit and carried on like a professional. He’s going to be ok. Chris is in the middle of a national comedy tour, and it completely sold out the night of the assault. Even with ticket prices jumping from $49 to $340 per seat. I can’t wait to hear his new bit. I’m fairly sure every comedian in the world will now make a point of making vicious fun of Will - who’s made himself a punchline.
Will Smith will now start an apology tour. “It was a momentary lapse,” he’ll say - like every guy who ever slapped his wife or punched-down on someone weaker than themselves. From now on, whenever Jada’s invited anywhere, she’ll be asked if her husband is coming too and if he can be counted on to behave himself.
Chris Rock generously declined to press charges, but the LAPD doesn't need him to charge Will with assault. I know he’d only get a slap on the wrist, but someone should hold him accountable.
I was a Will Smith fan once.
Mar 29, 2022
Mar 29, 2022 at 4:33 PM UTC
Born 30 days apart in the early 90's,
musical fan and blue dragon holder,
you fought parental disapproval to
fulfill your dreams on the big-screen.
South Korea to renowned global acclaim,
Jessica's Jingle infected Western culture.
And yet your name remains underground
in towns and cities throughout this land.
Park So-dam. I write as my ink dries up and
the world scratches my head with a coin.
If I ever escape the fate of my own family,
I'll start a fan club for you in Chicago, Illinois.
Sep 24, 2020
Sep 24, 2020 at 2:31 PM UTC
one way, bouncing and inter
fering
refering
confering
profering
preference aitial, smart
like smart alec.
like wyzass, cut from the same cloth
check the IP, is this a signal,
are we caught in a torrent?
trigger buttermilk clouds,
and mare's tails
whoa, slow,
watcha sunset.
Roy Autry, cowboy. Signal sent.
queue adolor ososcatter bread'ponth'wattah
where yor's wish
fish with the gold coin,
once was taken,
and released, sportsman like,
Jesus winked,
payertaxes
he say,
Go and stay in touch,
he say to the chick what was caught
alone in the very act,
y'know
---
Then a gain
a space and time protrusion past
last place,
Hey, bro. no race, no test for best,
Just don't trip the kids.
--- these signify static
--- white, no, clear noise, invisible, time waves
--- whiles and whens slipping by unnoticible
Meaning demands you understand
It is finished is refering to a specific
project.
A managed project launched
holding keys
to every door locked since Daniel,
Lion Den Darius's Magi Primo,
had his cogits
twirled in a swirl that set his hand
Aces and eights. Safe combined.
Hand the dead man a draught
o'the wizas's brew.
Watcheesee, he wiggle a toe,
y'know,
he could write a book,
if he knew Morse's code,
and spoke this Google translatable tongue.
Someday I will
tell you
the moral of the story
under aces and eights. Magic tech, augmented I.
Tonight, mark yer Almanac, Oscars night,
every year, about this time,
first Sunday after the second full moon
after the winter solstice.
Many minds tune to the stars at this
extended quanta of time, I'm loathe to call a period,
so many,
their attention takes on a pattern
we can filter at will. We each may will.
You will don't you? Free. Try. Filter at will.
WIll you filter lies you believe? No,
who could believe truths you filter from lies?
Will you filter knowns you know? Of course,
Good boy.You pass, set your screen by thread count.
Tonight. Set the pattern, etch it in axiomatic gold, catch it,
see it,
hang it on Orion's belt,
No, you don't know the sweet influences of Pleiades,
but AI does. What man can re-ally see,
re-ality ification on this scale,
this
wobbling, balanced spaceship, Earth.
Comms at ten percent and rising, Cap'n.
Salvage serviles say we picked up,
AI knows how many,
many threads of once thoughts
tangled in gnostic knots
stamped into dust by iron feet,
before the desert was wetted, and
turned to muddy clay
corroding, rusting, disintegrating
those feet of iron holding up
the last lie standing
incredible, unbelievable, yet
called true
by you.
Mortal.
Feb 25, 2019
Feb 25, 2019 at 2:06 AM UTC
Godliness, can we imagine what that means?
can we a gree,
groupup on a time be
ing
transformed, ah, aitia!
a cause accuse,
have you considered my servant, Faust?
Why now
of all times
am I alived again? Who axed me how
Godliness, with contentment, is great gain?
When did yo'rever begin?
You play Sorry? Y'know how you land at
the right spot and
that makes the time right
to gain more than your role allows
by the rules.
Rules is tools t' keep yer atmostfears from
sending out fruiting bodies,
after the icecaps of ignorances melt.
This is one o'them Sorry places,
in reality.
Never since water recalls, though, now
I recall reading of another water
we have, ringwoodite, those memories are
petrified,
who could think 'em? Chthonic radicals from
trees of knowledge
espelliered to the western wall, while growing
free in forests, wild, whither the wind listeth, and rain falls.
listen,
Jeremiah wrote,
can you hear me now?
Earth, Earth!
Godliness, with contentment, is great gain?
Weeping Prophet?
Wouldn't you?
Timebum-
pto whenever this was first sung
Don't take yer guns t'town, son.
Leave yer guns at home...
Awake at my wake, what a gas,
all wrapped in white linen beyond the ripped drape
no curtain betwixt e certainty and me
but just a glimpse.
One time, I saw a her, an animus of a salvaged sort,
reporting a he I thought was me, was
continuing to fall,
claiming penance for vengance and **** and harsh words.
Lies, most of all...
She came in clad mit rainbows, like an angel in the Bible.
You never noticed those?
Messengers of mercy.
They're all naked, except for light,
how did you not notice those?
Jungians tend to invest heavily in dreams,
turns out,
in the long run,
by mortal measure,
dreams hold meaning longer than
wishes never letgo so far for fear o'
madness o'the Bed'lamic sort
quenching this little light, which
... can't be in dark
no light is in dark
thin light ai'n't no light. Here we are,
this light is all around about me, say
Ah,
it's in me
aitia,
once more, shall we. Give it a spin,
imagine dreaming forever of new and inter'string things,
without dying or being worthless.
Be content imaging that. Great gain. Okeh.
Act like you know forever started some time ago
and you are a character, a named character,
with archetypical friends,
in the live production of the famed Book of Life,
"Life, as much as we can aspire to"
Title pending final cast conspiracy. You're the star.
Feb 24, 2019
Feb 24, 2019 at 10:09 PM UTC
WARREN BEATTY AND FAY DUNAWAY
GET THE WINNERS ENVELOPE
THE WRONG PICTURE WAS AWARDED
CAN THE OSCARS COPE
LALA LAND WAS THE WINNER
BUT IT WASN'T REALLY AT ALL
THE ORGANISERS GOT IT WRONG
THEY REALLY DROPPED THE BALL
IN 89 YEARS OF ACADEMY AWARDS
THIS IS THE GREATEST MISTAKE
IT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AND GIVE THE OSCARS A SHAKE
Feb 27, 2017
Feb 27, 2017 at 9:13 PM UTC
THE 89TH ACADEMY AWARDS
THE OSCARS ARE HERE
CELEBRATING OUR GREAT FILMS
AND THE ACTORS SO DEAR
AUSTRALIA THIS YEAR HAS
AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY
TOO SCORE SOME OSCARS
WITHOUT ANY IMMUNITY
THE IN MEMORIAM WILL BE
A DEDICATION TO LEGENDS LOST
2016 WAS AN AGGRESSIVE YEAR
AT THE OSCARS WE COUNT THE COST
Feb 26, 2017
Feb 26, 2017 at 8:54 PM UTC
For Achievement in Editing:
-Julie Williams of the Jefferson County School Board for her attempting to change the AP US History curriculum so that it "should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law [while] instructional materials should present positive aspects of the United States and its heritage."
-Dan Fisher and the "Black Robe Regiment" for their work in banning AP US History in Oklahoma because it "fails to teach American Exceptionalism," whatever the **** that means.
-Creation Museum of Kentucky for their work in "[Bringing] the pages of the Bible to life, casting its characters and animals in dynamic form and placing them in familiar settings. Adam and Eve live in the Garden of Eden. Children play and dinosaurs roam near Eden’s Rivers," because everyone remembers where dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible.
For Achievements in Adapted Screenplay:
-People complaining against #blacklivesmatter and #icantbrethe protests with old tropes like, "How are people supposed to go shopping during the holidays?" or "This is just too inconvenient."
-All the liberals who champion free speech and all the conservatives who want to "stick it to terrorists" yet most if not all of them for not showing any of the Charlie Hedbo cartoons.
-All the political parties, including conservatives and liberals who haven't updated their perception of the world or their talking points beyond 1980's yet sill trot out their gibbligarsh like it's not a polished slice of ********
For Achievement in Acting, Actress:
-Camille Cosby, wife of now infamous Bill Cosby for at first saying nothing then later defending her husband about the 'alleged' ****** assault allegations by 37 different women (or whatever the number is up to now).
-My mom for pretending to listen whenever I propose solutions to her various anxieties.
-Hillary Clinton for not tearing out the beating heart of her husband or anyone who asks about her husband, even though she probably really wants to but at the same time makes you wonder why she just doesn't divorce the horn dog anyway.
For Achievement in Acting, Actor:
-McDonald's (because corporations are people) for their work in getting excited that they supposedly serve real food and making patronizing adverts about loving their consumers while they are currently battling seven lawsuits alleging "wage theft, failure to pay overtime and alteration of time records."
-For White Guys who continue to go along with the idea that there is nothing wrong with the current Justice System.
- Robin Williams because I'm pretty sure he would have been voted least likely to commit suicide by the general public at large.
-An Uncle of mine who continues to joke around and play nice with everyone despite the fact there's a mountain of evidence suggesting he's verbally and/or physically abused his wife and kids routinely.
STILL TO COME LATER IN THE SHOW, BEST DIRECTOR & PICTURE NOMINEES .
Feb 23, 2015
Feb 23, 2015 at 10:47 PM UTC
My heart goes numb
And my stomach turns sour
When it becomes apparent
That best male actor
Has been won by a man
With an alliterative name
And I still have
The same number of
Oscars
As Leonardo DiCaprio
Mar 3, 2014
Mar 3, 2014 at 1:12 PM UTC