#oreos
10 Facts About Myself
1. I was born January 5th,
I guess that makes me a Capricorn…
whatever.
2. My name is Xxavier.
Spelled with two X’s.
I know that it is a cool way to spell it.
It’s the coolest thing my dad ever gave me.
In fact,
It’s the only thing my dad ever gave me.
3. I learned how to take
compliments
the same way I learned to ride a bike.
I don’t know how to ride a bike.
4. At times I find it hard to control my voice.
Some days,
its a loaded M-16 pointed towards enemy lines
Just waiting to fire.
Other days,
The gun jams,
and I can no longer find the ammunition.
5. My hobbies include
Hiding behind metaphors and rhythms
And trying to survive in a world
Where everyone appears to be living just fine.
6. I believe that there are two types of people.
Those who believe that Spider-Man 3
was the best movie in the trilogy,
and those who are wrong.
7. I like Oreos…A lot.
We actually have a lot in common.
Most people enjoy the taste of our white parts
Over our black ones.
8. I come from cigarette **** filled hallways
In ward 8 southeast DC.
From three piece chicken wing and fries
with the mumbo sauce on top
cuz we ain’t never scared to get our hands a lil *****
9. I have written countless drafts
of this poem over the span of a year.
All of which
are incomplete.
Because
I still haven’t figured out
who I really am.
May 17, 2021
May 17, 2021 at 3:47 PM UTC
i dont burn my calories
i *******
i n c i n e r a t e them
obliterate them
break my fist for their departure
s
w
e and s v r
e a o y
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sweat
Apr 17, 2020
Apr 17, 2020 at 6:12 PM UTC
Sometimes I get the munchies so bad after smoking **** that I pick something I normally wouldn't.
Tonight before work I stopped at the gas station and my eyes skated across an Oreo cookie brownie.
I have had one before so I already knew it was exactly what I needed.
As I was driving I took bite after bite until finally, because it is so dense and sugary, I had to take a drink.
I ate nearly all of it in the 5 minutes it takes to get to work, but now I have just a little bit left that will probably go to waste because the munchies wore off and like I said,
I don't normally go for that kind of snack.
Aug 15, 2018
Aug 15, 2018 at 10:44 PM UTC
but
it seems that I like
you very much
that sometimes things
don't work well for
both of us
Feb 23, 2016
Feb 23, 2016 at 12:20 PM UTC
If I have to tell myself
on a Wednesday—
a Wednesday morning no less—
that I should think
a little more than usual
because I am, after all,
getting high and still
a little drunk,
then I’m making another drink.
But now, when I get smoke in my eyes
or puke before noon
or spend all my money online
or eat all the oreos
I won’t know where I’ll be tomorrow.
There are only so many
stop signs to steal,
and besides,
they always get replaced.
But I still want to stay drunk
and spend my Wednesday mornings high
and puke when I wanna
and spend my whole paycheck online
and eat more oreos.
If I could settle down,
then I would settle down.
Isn’t that how the song goes?
Dec 19, 2015
Dec 19, 2015 at 5:45 PM UTC
*I ate a whole thing of oreos in front of you,
and then,*
I ate another.
Oct 28, 2015
Oct 28, 2015 at 6:19 PM UTC
This poem is called I think oreos might be better then ***
Even though that's not what the titled said
smooth and crunchy
chewy too
grind your teeth back and forth
eat that oreo
munch munch munch
Sep 15, 2015
Sep 15, 2015 at 12:19 AM UTC
Dipped in milk
Or eaten plain
Chocolate like silk
Cookies&Cream;
Peanut butter
****** Butter
Oreo's
Who to blame
Sneaking in the night
Only for a bite
Sweet and touchy
Creamy and crunchy
Let the sugar rush come
Oh, now hand me a tum
Upset tummy
My nose is runny
What's this i hear?
I can't take sweets as I please?
Oh, come on...
You can't blame the cookies!
Apr 1, 2014
Apr 1, 2014 at 3:33 PM UTC