#oldgrampyjokes
#1+OLD banana .
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?''
''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself!
#2-
Q: What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
#3-
Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A: A trip without the kids
#4-
Q: When do you kick a ****** in the ***** A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
#5-
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Dec 10, 2015
Dec 10, 2015 at 6:59 PM UTC