The French can be really snooty
too much wine, I suppose
mentally, they're frooty
looking down their nose

The English dry of wit
fish and chips too spare
women, pale of skin, and ****
men hairy, as polar bears

The Russians define stoic
stern looks and stocky frames
bordering on heroic
with unusual, Cyrillic names

Americans take the cake
we're full of indignation
eating up our Bison steak
living in, the richest nation

I'm not into humanity
the mob, also known, as legion
I prefer each human separately
and I really like, Norwegians