#nhl - Hello Poetry

'tis the season for hockey your blades slash the ice leaving cracks on the pristine ground your stick smacks the puck twenty feet across the rink the underdogs the come back you lost three four in a row is a lot but you're two down two to go you're a team of prodigies young first rounders you know your way around the frozen field your glistening yellow uniform albeit the color of mustard stands out on the screen you represent your city well usually it would be "if" "if" you win now we know it's "when" "when" you win saw someone say "2026? basically 2016" **** straight win the cup again you have no room for mistake so don't make it we know you want this cause you know that we know 'tis the season for hockey

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Apr 27

Apr 27, 2026 at 10:21 PM UTC

Livingpoet

'tis the season for hockey

'tis the season for hockey your blades slash the ice leaving cracks on the pristine ground your stick smacks the puck twenty feet across the rink the underdogs the come back you lost three four in a row is a lot but you're two down two to go you're a team of prodigies young first rounders you know your way around the frozen field your glistening yellow uniform albeit the color of mustard stands out on the screen you represent your city well usually it would be "if" "if" you win now we know it's "when" "when" you win saw someone say "2026? basically 2016" **** straight win the cup again you have no room for mistake so don't make it we know you want this cause you know that we know 'tis the season for hockey

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You want me to wear logos in my hair and purchase the matching scarf? A billboard for sale at the human scale Sporting your brand Oh, what a larf! Go Team Go! Print on a throw For the low price of fifty-four dollars I'd rather be happy not buying your sappy stuff that you sport on your collars you tell me to buy because i'll look fly and fill up my closet with swagger Believe when I say not one single day I'll fall to the dance of your dagger!

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Sep 6, 2018

Sep 6, 2018 at 4:47 PM UTC

dapunnisher

The Official Poem of the NFL

You want me to wear logos in my hair and purchase the matching scarf? A billboard for sale at the human scale Sporting your brand Oh, what a larf! Go Team Go! Print on a throw For the low price of fifty-four dollars I'd rather be happy not buying your sappy stuff that you sport on your collars you tell me to buy because i'll look fly and fill up my closet with swagger Believe when I say not one single day I'll fall to the dance of your dagger!

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Five for fighting hands to the face personal foul player disgrace Illegal contact leap in the fray willful head shot leg astray Encroachment defense mouth guard out roughing the passer back field bout Grounding the pigskin mis-aligned horse collar tackle clip from behind Knee on knee offside end unnecessary roughness too many men Gross misconduct poke in the eye hooking the shooter sticks up high Match ejection over the top face off folly penalty shot Unsportsmanlike conduct chopping the block slew foot infraction hammer lock Stick to the head kick in the crotch **** end jab adhering the watch Slashing the d-man spearing the wing running the keeper back checking Intentional grounding stoppage in play punching and hacking delay of the game Striking the ref aggressor in fight obstructing the line out ear in a bite Loss of downs hands in the ruck pinching and boarding illegal upchuck Rules of the battle by the bye pushing the limits with a wink of an eye

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May 10, 2017

May 10, 2017 at 9:24 PM UTC

ck-baker

The Sin Bin

Five for fighting hands to the face personal foul player disgrace Illegal contact leap in the fray willful head shot leg astray Encroachment defense mouth guard out roughing the passer back field bout Grounding the pigskin mis-aligned horse collar tackle clip from behind Knee on knee offside end unnecessary roughness too many men Gross misconduct poke in the eye hooking the shooter sticks up high Match ejection over the top face off folly penalty shot Unsportsmanlike conduct chopping the block slew foot infraction hammer lock Stick to the head kick in the crotch **** end jab adhering the watch Slashing the d-man spearing the wing running the keeper back checking Intentional grounding stoppage in play punching and hacking delay of the game Striking the ref aggressor in fight obstructing the line out ear in a bite Loss of downs hands in the ruck pinching and boarding illegal upchuck Rules of the battle by the bye pushing the limits with a wink of an eye

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