#naughtiness
My sister boasted to me one night in a Liverpool pub
She had *** with a couple of coppers down the Mersey Tunnel.
'You're nothing bit a fat slapper' I scolded her,
As she examined the selfie I had taken
Just a few moments earlier of me
And her best friend up against the ladies' bog door.
"Good likeness, innit?" I commented and the
She farted stentoriously in surprise and,
The follow-through oozed down her dimpled thigh.
Feb 7, 2016
Feb 7, 2016 at 7:07 PM UTC
a pair of bad eggs they do make
by always playing an ill game
we've grown accustom to their shake
over at the forum's house frame
by always playing an ill game
they've caused such great naughtiness
over at the forum's house frame
we've seen all their gross haughtiness
they've caused such great naughtiness
which can't be gladly excused
we've seen all their gross haughtiness
this behaviour they've well used
which can't be gladly excused
a twosome showing disregard
this behaviour they've well used
in the nice recreation yard
a twosome showing disregard
we've grown accustom to their shake
in the nice recreation yard
a pair of bad eggs they do make
Jun 13, 2018
Jun 13, 2018 at 6:40 PM UTC
Speeding is naughty
It's against the law
But everyone does it
So no-one is ashamed
Running red lights is the same
It is naughty too
And everyone knows it
So we all sit patiently
Then Mark said to Tom
"People are inconsistent.
"Why do they speed when
"They won't go past a red?"
Tom listened carefully
He agreed with the statement
So now he drives through red lights
And the universe is angry with him
Jun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 10:36 AM UTC