#naturalselection - Hello Poetry

I, ConnectHook DEMAND recognition as The Most Boring Poet of all. You’ll never touch me so don’t even TRY. Don’t even bother dipping your quill again, you mere drip on the mildewed scroll of antediluvian parchment, you cuneiform Cunégonde, you proto-Canaanite pottery fragment, you keyboarding failed clown and archeological relic unworthy of preservation in a third-rate underfunded Albanian museum… I, and I alone, dragged myself up from the protoplasmic slime to BORE you. I transitioned from amphibian to anthropoid before your mama even MET the postman. I stood upright upon the ****** battleground of evolutionary struggle and SELECTED MYSELF (naturally). Now pass that banana right over here.

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Dec 30, 2016

Dec 30, 2016 at 2:45 PM UTC

connecthook

Lyrical Darwinism: A Poetic Boast

I, ConnectHook DEMAND recognition as The Most Boring Poet of all. You’ll never touch me so don’t even TRY. Don’t even bother dipping your quill again, you mere drip on the mildewed scroll of antediluvian parchment, you cuneiform Cunégonde, you proto-Canaanite pottery fragment, you keyboarding failed clown and archeological relic unworthy of preservation in a third-rate underfunded Albanian museum… I, and I alone, dragged myself up from the protoplasmic slime to BORE you. I transitioned from amphibian to anthropoid before your mama even MET the postman. I stood upright upon the ****** battleground of evolutionary struggle and SELECTED MYSELF (naturally). Now pass that banana right over here.

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The dog that covered His **** With an extra kick, Is he an ancestor?

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May 1, 2015

May 1, 2015 at 8:31 AM UTC