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I fatten the cow And drink her milk To wash down Her baby's flesh And she loves me even now As I squeeze her ******* Her milk allows It feels like silk Because I fattened the cow To drink her milk
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Dec 15, 2020
Dec 15, 2020 at 7:51 PM UTC
Consume her
ATMOSPHERICAL WISH High but couldn't touch the sky, but when I can I'ma reach for the stars ✨ and dive in the moon, my wish is to someday swim in the pool of the clouds. Playing with the celestial bodies. Oh my thought in the air on Cloudnine so fly high in my imaginary atmospherical wish. They say these is a esthetic. Do you really find it invoking? Beautiful clouds Wonderful heavens Quite amazing world. #c9_fm
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Dec 14, 2020
Dec 14, 2020 at 5:08 PM UTC
ATMOSPHERICAL WISH
the initial purport this literary effort delivered atchew to reed constitutes hazmat tocks sin within White House blew per, viz thee president be getting a Hollywood love story with "Stormy Williams" despite brew haha murmur, now dapper Don in deep doo doo thus, this garrulous married pro LIX prone papa flew off (like a bat out of hell) to his Macbook Pro laptop presenting myself implicating Trump as po' faux guise Mister McGoo affiliated, confused, and explained being on par with Winnie the Pooh especially stuck right tub bear arms in grr... Rabbit's House, now he doth stew nsync, nonetheless this path a logical rhyme stir on the straight and true composeing grist sill for ye to view now, nar hating, hit ting private links provide attention turned toward two thousand twenty presidential election campaign no Iron nee, anno putter opportunity, how he diplomatically strived, and nearly scored to boast asthma, overt braggart, stalwart asper ideal consistency of cement poured affiliation, aggregation, and attestation moored prevails ma (Jack booted - magical) lord rolling back to Timbuktu progressive liberal Democratic initiatives star Apprentice sans ("NO LIES") being linkedin, he almost ignored with voluble chattering class hud hoard hobnobbing (with the likes of Missus Muir's ghost, who resort to Matthew Scott's turf brand), reconstituted, recycled, and repurposed, gourd nonetheless Trumping protocol necessitates me bing bored predictable feigned "FAKE" non accord.
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Apr 17, 2018
Apr 17, 2018 at 10:31 PM UTC
Field Day For Lawyers
the initial purport this literary effort delivered atchew to reed constitutes hazmat tocks sin within White House blew per, viz thee president be getting a Hollywood love story with "Stormy Williams" despite brew haha murmur, now dapper Don in deep doo doo thus, this garrulous married pro LIX prone papa flew off (like a bat out of hell) to his Macbook Pro laptop presenting myself implicating Trump as po' faux guise Mister McGoo affiliated, confused, and explained being on par with Winnie the Pooh especially stuck right tub bear arms in grr... Rabbit's House, now he doth stew nsync, nonetheless this path a logical rhyme stir on the straight and true composeing grist sill for ye to view now, nar hating, hit ting private links provide attention turned toward two thousand twenty presidential election campaign no Iron nee, anno putter opportunity, how he diplomatically strived, and nearly scored to boast asthma, overt braggart, stalwart asper ideal consistency of cement poured affiliation, aggregation, and attestation moored prevails ma (Jack booted - magical) lord rolling back to Timbuktu progressive liberal Democratic initiatives star Apprentice sans ("NO LIES") being linkedin, he almost ignored with voluble chattering class hud hoard hobnobbing (with the likes of Missus Muir's ghost, who resort to Matthew Scott's turf brand), reconstituted, recycled, and repurposed, gourd nonetheless Trumping protocol necessitates me bing bored predictable feigned "FAKE" non accord.
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less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem explaining why i wanted to die found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement wherein waste unable to expel from the **** of this guy which bout with ****** obstruction found me doubled over with lower abdominal distress whereby comfort found me unable to lie down nor sit upright (with back padded with pillows against the cellar brick wall), thus severe bloating a bonus well nigh and managed to muster the means to bare frigid arctic vortex aire to purchase the Acme brand Metamucil, which akin to drano doth ply thru the excretory tract supposedly loosening the stools, which optimism (product didst earn claim to fame) generated a sigh if that expressed intent to cease livingsocial would try humph enjoining this lvii year old married male to cede victory to the grim reaper, who would vie as winner de jure to this common fellow invoking libretto ohm resistant understudy waste not want not allowing, enabling and providing relief, without successful defecation despite the oppressive urge to bolster this uriah heap of balled up and tuckered i.e. pooped out five foot and ten inches of lovely bones thence mouthing retraction of former thought to cease existing, though a non-bull lever in any power broker qua mankind relief at long last provided posterior answered prayer yet, this scrivener scrutinizes his recurring pain in the *** jagged torture and asks a rhetorical one word question "WHY"?
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Apr 11, 2018
Apr 11, 2018 at 3:13 PM UTC
constipation hell worse than perdition
It is the feeling of having previously met, Not necessarily as a professional vet, Dairy animals mooing to attract.
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Feb 7, 2017
Feb 7, 2017 at 8:43 PM UTC
Deja Moo
Come on buffalo, Open your mouth, Of your oral cavity, Let us collect some tissue, And let us collect some saliva too, And then we test for some trefoils, Fingers crossed – let the expression be true. It has got to be there, We know it for humans, But of buffaloes, we know not, Let us perform a preliminary study, There has not been much research, There is just a foggy, hazy oversight, Scientific charm – the expression is positive. Molecular markers in the electrophoresis unit, Mixed with a visualising dye – the ETBR, Yes, they will dance positively as expressed, Against 400 base pairs expressed are the TFFs, Tough to master this technique moderately is, We have to take numerous precautions, Especially with the poisonous visualising dye.
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Feb 5, 2017
Feb 5, 2017 at 5:37 PM UTC
My Buffaloes Now Say Mawww
ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ *Mystical Goddess of Night times Queen of the caliphets Daughters of the Caribean blue As days did mark quarters As lilies did spark waters As rain lit the hydrosphere And green fit the atmosphere As oceans falls beckoned on MĔ* And open floors endowed the ŚĔÁŚ *And the moon thrilled a beguiling dark And the beam filled a bewildering black I call on the gods beneath the seas Heed me to a wavering ŦÁĹĹ* *Mystical daughters of the hereafter I become the waters that flow endless I become the rain that melts the patch I become the tussles of a million ŴÁŤĔŔ* *I swivel and swim through an unseen world And when darkness falls, I stand I watch From a scoring cosmos above I render the sea blue Glowing from an encapsulated moon Tearing all obstacles I am Luna Queen of the Moon I bewitch the night with my mesmerizing glow And when time flips away,* Ĩ ßĔČoMĔ ŤĤĔ ŚĔÁ * * ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ * ĔVŃÁ-ĹÚŃÁ ĎĔČ 11 2016© *ÁĹĹ ŔĨĞĤŤŚ ŔĔŚĔŔVĔĎ
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Dec 11, 2016
Dec 11, 2016 at 8:18 AM UTC
Ĩ ßĔČoMĔ ŤĤĔ ŚĔÁ
The Frog was doing his thing Hopping, Croaking, Splashing, In to any water that he could see, He happened upon This Jigsaw of black and white Morning sir, he croaked The Cow looked down, "MOOOOO" Pardon I didn't quite get that, "MOOOOVE" Your on the tastiest grass Below your webbed feet, "Sorry sir," Didn't wish to stomp on your Lunch with my feet, So he hoped along, as Frogs do Then turned around, Hopped his best, speed built up Leaping with all his might, Over the Cow, Then gracefully on to his feet, "Cow turned" Whhhat are you doing little thing, As the Frog Replied, I was seeing if I could Jump over you Why? Would you do such a thing, Well mum told me A Cow jumped over the moon, Yes we do Replied Cow Famously Are we for doing this, Feat never seen. "Frog replied" Riibit, well I just jumped over you So now I an the best jumper it seems, Confused, *Thinking, Laughing, Out loud with a MMOOooo You aren't a better jumper than me, We will see little Frog said With that he did a Bounce, Hop, Jumped, Over the Cow once again it seemed, Now it is your turn As Cow looked on nervously So he hooved his feet 1, 2, 3, With that he tried "FAILED" Lost his balance, And in to another's Cow pat His face did meet. Now the cow was not only Black & White But now he was Covered, & Smelled, Like poo, embarrassed Was he The Frog did laugh Ribit, Ribit, Ribit, Loud and clear, Cow looked at frog, Now Cow do you see, Never believe what you hear, Until you see it with your own eyes, This is what my mother read to me, And with that, Frog bounced off happily.
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Sep 11, 2014
Sep 11, 2014 at 7:19 AM UTC
The Cow And The Frog
The Frog was doing his thing Hopping, Croaking, Splashing, In to any water that he could see, He happened upon This Jigsaw of black and white Morning sir, he croaked The Cow looked down, "MOOOOO" Pardon I didn't quite get that, "MOOOOVE" Your on the tastiest grass Below your webbed feet, "Sorry sir," Didn't wish to stomp on your Lunch with my feet, So he hoped along, as Frogs do Then turned around, Hopped his best, speed built up Leaping with all his might, Over the Cow, Then gracefully on to his feet, "Cow turned" Whhhat are you doing little thing, As the Frog Replied, I was seeing if I could Jump over you Why? Would you do such a thing, Well mum told me A Cow jumped over the moon, Yes we do Replied Cow Famously Are we for doing this, Feat never seen. "Frog replied" Riibit, well I just jumped over you So now I an the best jumper it seems, Confused, *Thinking, Laughing, Out loud with a MMOOooo You aren't a better jumper than me, We will see little Frog said With that he did a Bounce, Hop, Jumped, Over the Cow once again it seemed, Now it is your turn As Cow looked on nervously So he hooved his feet 1, 2, 3, With that he tried "FAILED" Lost his balance, And in to another's Cow pat His face did meet. Now the cow was not only Black & White But now he was Covered, & Smelled, Like poo, embarrassed Was he The Frog did laugh Ribit, Ribit, Ribit, Loud and clear, Cow looked at frog, Now Cow do you see, Never believe what you hear, Until you see it with your own eyes, This is what my mother read to me, And with that, Frog bounced off happily.
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