#methane
Asphalt, steaming screams swear words
The offensive smell of pavement post downpour
I think I’d like life better if it rhymed
The chatter and clatter mad hatters me
Sleepless and hopeless with Romans
And their online roads and aqueducts
They slither and snake but there is no more wild in the west
Automated scarecrows with AR-15’s stand guard
O’er amber waves of grain
Eyes open for outlaws and injuns
Cattle ranching of the future
Feeding the world one cubic meter of methane at a time
Dec 5, 2021
Dec 5, 2021 at 4:53 PM UTC
(with an apology to Pink Panther)
Ice melts,
Hurricanes rage,
Permafrost thaws,
Methane burps,
Temperature shoots,
Sea level rises,
Agriculture fails,
Drinking water shortages,
Tsunamis show their might,
Landslide kills,
Pandemic thrives,
Fishes stop breeding,
Insects go out of sight,
and, human beings exit, stage left!
Oct 14, 2020
Oct 14, 2020 at 3:15 PM UTC
Millions of fat cows,
grazing on lush green grass;farts,
That's global warming.
Dec 3, 2017
Dec 3, 2017 at 4:36 PM UTC