He can rock the man bun 
this means one thing 
he's hit a home run 
and is the hair king 

girls will faint when he swaggers down the hall 
and will slowly drool and crawl 
because the man bun rocks them all 

that little ball of hair 
is the stuff that makes girls stare 
it doesn't matter what he wears
because the man bun is his flair 

The bun is legendary 
and makes girls want to marry 
men who are super duper hairy 

own those long locks 
and knock off the socks 
of everyone because your man bun really rocks