#managers - Hello Poetry

Stop Fate The agents go to work The OM sends them home 90 minutes before EOD The account is in the red I know you all understand Check your messages later Your TL will advise you If there is work this week The reps are quiet It wasn’t meant to be so bad Some have been reassigned To different accounts They count down the days Others want to save the account By getting many more sales You cannot stop fate

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Aug 19, 2024

Aug 19, 2024 at 8:40 AM UTC

nickarmbrister

Stop Fate

Stop Fate The agents go to work The OM sends them home 90 minutes before EOD The account is in the red I know you all understand Check your messages later Your TL will advise you If there is work this week The reps are quiet It wasn’t meant to be so bad Some have been reassigned To different accounts They count down the days Others want to save the account By getting many more sales You cannot stop fate

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That Crap Same old **** on the account Divide and conqueror defeated in battle Wait till the account folds Client pulls it out we can't wait! All reps reassigned or leave Something better than this We are not made for this moment We deserve better will be greater Unless you want us to be depressed And cry like puppies the account failed There's more to life than sales B2B outbound cold calls Hey buy our service make us rich At first we believed till we woke up It's the same crap as the rest Just dressed up differently What we do next will be better Cos we ain't doing that crap!

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Aug 19, 2024

Aug 19, 2024 at 8:37 AM UTC

nickarmbrister

That Crap

That Crap Same old **** on the account Divide and conqueror defeated in battle Wait till the account folds Client pulls it out we can't wait! All reps reassigned or leave Something better than this We are not made for this moment We deserve better will be greater Unless you want us to be depressed And cry like puppies the account failed There's more to life than sales B2B outbound cold calls Hey buy our service make us rich At first we believed till we woke up It's the same crap as the rest Just dressed up differently What we do next will be better Cos we ain't doing that crap!

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Moral Corruption There was once a boss who was so vain With long hair like a girl He ran his fingers thru this And swished his tail and his locks Oh look such a pretty Alpha male boss With all the selling skills and power He had a 2nd in command a lieutenant Whose position was higher than his chair Both used a 3 step selling technique It got good results for the hippy boss Who ****** his coach/supervisor She caterwauled like a dead cat my God! Shut that woman up she gives me a headache See them all plus the pet dog secretary All on the other side of the fence It's a case of them and us Don't go over there without good reason Go by the channels first your own sup To see if he can sort the issue out How can the issue of moral corruption Be erased without dissolving the account? We know what goes on behind the scenes We see it with our own eyes oh yes And the truth always wriggles free The powerful vain hair swishing boss Who will put you on VTO so get some sales! He worships figures as some do him I'm now one of them but I see his skills Those cannot be denied and he's a good boss But a ******* lousy person never a friend This is how it is in B2B sales Moral corruption anybody?

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Aug 19, 2024

Aug 19, 2024 at 8:32 AM UTC

nickarmbrister

Moral Corruption

Moral Corruption There was once a boss who was so vain With long hair like a girl He ran his fingers thru this And swished his tail and his locks Oh look such a pretty Alpha male boss With all the selling skills and power He had a 2nd in command a lieutenant Whose position was higher than his chair Both used a 3 step selling technique It got good results for the hippy boss Who ****** his coach/supervisor She caterwauled like a dead cat my God! Shut that woman up she gives me a headache See them all plus the pet dog secretary All on the other side of the fence It's a case of them and us Don't go over there without good reason Go by the channels first your own sup To see if he can sort the issue out How can the issue of moral corruption Be erased without dissolving the account? We know what goes on behind the scenes We see it with our own eyes oh yes And the truth always wriggles free The powerful vain hair swishing boss Who will put you on VTO so get some sales! He worships figures as some do him I'm now one of them but I see his skills Those cannot be denied and he's a good boss But a ******* lousy person never a friend This is how it is in B2B sales Moral corruption anybody?

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