#malapropism
An auspicious occasion,
It becomes a suspicious one.
You want to obliterate it off your memory,
But end up trying to illiterate it instead.
A pinnacle of politeness,
Becomes a pineapple instead.
Malapropism is such a nice phenomenon!
Feb 7, 2025
Feb 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM UTC
It’s a doggie dog world so watch where you step
Foot in mouth syndrome is spreading like strep
But a house of prevention is worth more than liqueur
Have a spoon full, a mind full, are you feeling demure?
Inside effects may include outlaws of vision
But don’t freeze your auntie, make a thawed out decision
Keep on pugging, plugging a way
You will fly like a beagle, as every doc has his day
While thyme keeps on dripping into the tincture
And limericks rhyme everything, except the kitchen sphincter
Now refill your subscription and do as I say
Because a Hornaday keeps the doctor away
And give us this tray, our daily meds
While terrier-ism threatens to Smirnoff our heads
It’s a mystery wrapped in poodle, but misery loves coventry
And it takes a heckuva lot, to go parking up a wrong tree
Just another Shih-Tzu day, making trouble in paradise
Ain’t nothing but a ground hog, gone skating on the nice
Though I wouldn’t herd a fly, or let a wafer stray
Don’t doubt the Roman knows my aroma was built in a day
Sep 11, 2024
Sep 11, 2024 at 7:24 AM UTC
The squaw that stroked the camel's sack had finally dun herself in.
She looked into the eyes of the beast,
and became powerful frightened of his wicked grin!
Oh Holy Moly how that one stroke too far had engorged his needed ****
She saw her touch had unleashed a devlish urge and swallowed hard with a lump..
Swollen from lust..
And in need of a ******
He pawed his hooves at the ground..
Never in her short sqaw life had she heard anything snortin such a hellacious sound!
Then she saw the enormous size
of the thing she had rized..
And the camal hocked a big ol spit..
The sweet lil thang Cherokee hollered, and her mocassins took her off lickety split..
He came chargin right behind her, bound and determined, nostrils round n aflared..
Man! You should have seen that purty lil squaw runnin, by gawd she was ascared!!!
Jun 29, 2020
Jun 29, 2020 at 2:00 PM UTC
Sax is but a prelude
to even more
ecstatic music ;D
Jul 21, 2017
Jul 21, 2017 at 5:21 PM UTC