Farting Frank used **** 
   rather furtively
A real Frank-furter Farter
    was he.

But mellifluous Maeve 
   she'd **** loudly all day
She couldn't care less 
   what came out of her derriere.

Farto

i never understand this feeling
heavy breathing
can't sleep
can't eat
spacing out too often
wondering
what's next
between Otis and Maeve
or maybe
i'm just still wondering
what could've been
between you and me
and I know its way too late 
for us
but I wish it's never the same for them
because they're just on their way to their 3rd season
and we have finished ours
and I don't want to see the same ending
twice