#macron
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A slap on the tarmac, crisp and clear,
From Madame’s hand to France’s dear.
Not war, not scandal, nor fiscal gap
But history paused for a marital slap.
The cameras rolled, the world took note,
As dignity slipped from his tailored coat.
If kings once fell to sword and plot,
Now presidents blush, and say they “forgot.”
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May 27, 2025
May 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM UTC
Boris likes to stroke his Mogg
Merkel loves a hot Macron
David Davis hates to Barnier
Keir Starmer gels with Garnier
May adores her slimy Gove
While Corbyn woos the Abbott
Liz Truss? Such angry sourpuss
Herself to champion loudly fuss
And Greening's not for leaning
Against the Brexit so opposed
Sajid wants a blimp of Trump
Which has given Donald the ****
Whilst in the gilt historic chair
We’ve a bent partisanal ******
Cash grabbing John the squeaker
Bercow! How in hell are you still Speaker?
Now when speaking of selfish greed
Travel. Duck houses. Second homes, and such
Let’s remember; as not to would be unfair
That glib arrogant war-monger; Blair
I’ve had enough of all of them
The Blunts. The Hunts. The useless…
Pieces of flotsam and jetsom
Don’t even start me on Leadsom!
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Aug 24, 2018
Aug 24, 2018 at 8:14 AM UTC