#lisp
I theese the beeeths
With yellow kneeees.
I theese them squeze,
Between the trees.
I Theese the beeeths,
Some honey please?
I theese them tease,
I theese the beeeths.
I Thuck my tongue,
Into the hive.
Thats when the hive,
It came alive.
I theese the beeeth’s
*** do a jig,
Now that is why,
My tongues tho big!
Jun 20, 2018
Jun 20, 2018 at 10:33 AM UTC
do that
to
me
again
who
is
we
quit
running from me
we
won't
?
...
..
.
Jan 12, 2018
Jan 12, 2018 at 10:03 AM UTC
I have a bit of a lisp.
It's not too noticeable,
but sometimes it catches my tongue
and the next thing I know
i'm linking my words together
as if I fluently speak one of the 'love' languages.
Let me tell you,
there is nothing attractive about your S's and th's
blending together as if you were a snake.
When it happens I just want to lower myself to the floor
and slither away on my belly
and go and hide.
But I will take the embarrassment
of getting tongue tied
as long as I never have to tell anyone,
a final good bye.
Because good bye's are forever.
To be continued...
Jan 12, 2015
Jan 12, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC
Whenevel I clied hungly,
Chhe would give me milk.
Whenevel I do not dlink it,
Chhe will tly that I dlink it.
Whenevel I am chho angly,
Chhe will tly that I dlunk it.
Whenevel chhe loshesh hope,
Chhe will look at my papa.
My daddy will only shmile,
Lift shweetly in hiz armsh.
They would then shuksheed,
Togethel they enteltain me.
They dichhtract & feed me,
Milk I lyk not chho vely hot.
Twichhe they tly & I leject,
They sing me some lhymsh.
Mom then poulsh two dlops,
On back of hel hand chhe tlies.
'Tsch! It's hot,' chhe ekchclaims,
I let out a shmall shlieky laugh.
Daddy lent hel a helping hand,
He blung a khup of cold watel.
Finally they togethel feed me,
Calefully & lovingly they do it.
Whenevel I lemembel my lisp,
I am chho happy & smile bloadly.
Jun 10, 2014
Jun 10, 2014 at 2:20 AM UTC