It's come to this
Kardasians as expertise
Kim is at the white house
discussing prison overcrowding
and relief

Why not ask a monkey
about policy for France?
or maybe just ask Keeanu Reeves
if he wears black
underpants

What I want from celebrities
amounts to stupid things
not anything of import
def not
cabinet openings

Holy crap and **** me now
where and when this debacle
someway and somehow
twisted crazy and unstable

Please O please just tell me
how and why, just when
did Kim acquire knowledge
making her smarter
than any ******
imbued
penguin?