#jingles - Hello Poetry

1-2-1-2-When you have pollen allergies, Your first reaction when you sneeze isn't to chop down all the trees; it's to move out of the breeze, you see.

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Jun 11, 2021

Jun 11, 2021 at 10:37 AM UTC

EnRoute

Mic check/ calm down

1-2-1-2-When you have pollen allergies, Your first reaction when you sneeze isn't to chop down all the trees; it's to move out of the breeze, you see.

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the annual gift-giving hectivities in advent time when we are supposedly expecting the birth of our savior defy traditional ideas of quiet meditation drowning the sense of wonder with relentless jingles for super discount sales of things neither we nor anybody else really needs even though they suggest we and whoever we give those goodies to would be beyond the moon somehow Christ in spite of all this gets born

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Dec 22, 2019

Dec 22, 2019 at 9:13 AM UTC

wwhoelbling

xmas wonderland

the annual gift-giving hectivities in advent time when we are supposedly expecting the birth of our savior defy traditional ideas of quiet meditation drowning the sense of wonder with relentless jingles for super discount sales of things neither we nor anybody else really needs even though they suggest we and whoever we give those goodies to would be beyond the moon somehow Christ in spite of all this gets born

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Don't lose your head to gain a minute - You need your head, your brains are in it! Romances are wrecked before they begin, By a hair on the coat Or too few on the chin. Many a forest used to stand Where lit matches got out of hand. Henry the eighth, Prince of fiskers, "Lost" five wives but kept his whiskers! My neck was sore in front before, And also sore behind once more. The Cannibals took just one view, And said, "They look too nice to stew." Holler! Half a pound For half a dollar, isn't that a cheerful earful? Hello, Druggist! I don't mean maybe - Yes, sir! That's the baby! Listen. Knock on wood When offered something "just as good." Give the guy The toe of your boot Who tries to hand you a substitute! A big improvement since the war Is now on sale in your drug store. He saw the train And tried to duck it, Kicked first the gas & then the bucket! In seventy years of brushin' soap on, Gramps could've painted the pentagon. The whale put Jonah Down the hatch, But coughed him up because he scratched! 5-star generals & privates first class Show equal rank in the looking glass. Clancy's whiskers Tickle Nancy, Nancy lowered the boom on Clancy! Is he lonesome or just blind- This guy who drives so close behind? The safest rule, No ifs or buts, Just drive like everyone else is nuts! For early morning pep & bounce, A brand new product we announce! Train approaching, Whistle squealing, pause! Avoid that rundown feeling, cause! When the stork delivers a boy, Our whole **** factory jumps for joy. Although insured, Remember kiddo, They don't pay you - they pay your widow!

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May 5, 2025

May 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM UTC

manx-kronos-pragna

The Verse By The Side Of The Road

Don't lose your head to gain a minute - You need your head, your brains are in it! Romances are wrecked before they begin, By a hair on the coat Or too few on the chin. Many a forest used to stand Where lit matches got out of hand. Henry the eighth, Prince of fiskers, "Lost" five wives but kept his whiskers! My neck was sore in front before, And also sore behind once more. The Cannibals took just one view, And said, "They look too nice to stew." Holler! Half a pound For half a dollar, isn't that a cheerful earful? Hello, Druggist! I don't mean maybe - Yes, sir! That's the baby! Listen. Knock on wood When offered something "just as good." Give the guy The toe of your boot Who tries to hand you a substitute! A big improvement since the war Is now on sale in your drug store. He saw the train And tried to duck it, Kicked first the gas & then the bucket! In seventy years of brushin' soap on, Gramps could've painted the pentagon. The whale put Jonah Down the hatch, But coughed him up because he scratched! 5-star generals & privates first class Show equal rank in the looking glass. Clancy's whiskers Tickle Nancy, Nancy lowered the boom on Clancy! Is he lonesome or just blind- This guy who drives so close behind? The safest rule, No ifs or buts, Just drive like everyone else is nuts! For early morning pep & bounce, A brand new product we announce! Train approaching, Whistle squealing, pause! Avoid that rundown feeling, cause! When the stork delivers a boy, Our whole **** factory jumps for joy. Although insured, Remember kiddo, They don't pay you - they pay your widow!

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