#jeets
no one else is on this train
you most likely masked up for it
like a good boy, like a very good boy
who voted for trudeau every single time
once there was still time
you downloaded all the mp3's
a man who never becomes a man can
before he passes his deadline to become a man
so never becomes a man
alex chilton and all kinds of richard hell
yeah, a few of us even took it all off back then
but the day became another day
and then another day
and one day, your good day
was making $40 CAD on a baseball card trade
not just a hobby, but an investment you had said
in-between downloading your mp3's and briefly pledging your soundtrack love
to woman after woman before changing your mind
then, even that day was over
none of the girls who became women worked out
not a single one
forever proud to be a canadian
who voted for trudeau every single time
now you're just reduced to tweeting
"you don't get it, you really don't get it"
when your dear weak leaders are mocked
the tariffs are coming, the tariffs are coming
to your jeet conquered country.
Mar 16, 2025
Mar 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM UTC