#itches
First you tickle ups
And then you tickle downs
Just when you think you've had enough
Why then you tickle rounds and rounds!
The space suit's hard and thick and rough.
Through it you cannot scratches!
You cannot usher out an itch
by opening up the 'atches!
You jump and bump.
You itch and twitch.
You make a thousand wishes!
The perils of Deep Outer Space
Are nothing ... When you itches!
Jan 8
Jan 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM UTC
The bedbugs are dead.
So we are not in danger --
Still I am itchy.
Apr 26, 2025
Apr 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM UTC
My mind tickles,
My heart itches,
it is crawling on my skin
There is no comfort in living.
Apr 3, 2020
Apr 3, 2020 at 4:23 PM UTC
itches p
tingling u p
my spine, u p
my tall frame, u p
the rest of my body, u
up.
until they have nowhere to go
but to nestle in my head
Oct 24, 2016
Oct 24, 2016 at 1:23 PM UTC
**** these annoying little itches
Just go away, stop playing tricks
You're acting like 9th street's ***** *******
Who act like they're tired of just ******* *****
You start with being a little tickle
A quick scratch to attempt satisfaction
Nope, you're too fickle
& are becoming a wretched irritation
I swear it's an invisible hair
I feel the ******* I know it's there
Tricking me by switching spots
**** your evil plots
Just when I thought you finally gave in
TWO MORE PLACES ITCH, I ******* can't win!
It's the ceiling fan that's to blame
Blowing the air with no shame
But I got to keep the fan going
Without it, I'll have a sweat layer profusely glowing
.....Wait a minute, is this really happening
You swear I'm not dreaming or imagining
The itching has finally called it quits
WhoooHoo, no more scratching fits
I don't think I could handle that much more
Just as annoying as it was before
The ghost hair loves to pop up at random
I can't stand them
With all their UNFUNNY pranks
Such a pleasant visit, Geeez thanks!
But it never manages to last
BECAUSE I will ALWAYS be the one who will outlast!
Aug 5, 2014
Aug 5, 2014 at 8:27 AM UTC