#humpty
Humpty Dumpty was not like other eggs
He had a face, arms and legs
All he did was sit on a wall
Was he not afraid of taking a fall?
But I guess he knew that all to well
For he had old cracks all over his shell
But there he sat without a care
Couldn't he just sit in a comfy chair?
But Humpty Dumpty however
Will not sit on the wall forever
Because there will come a time when
He can't be put back together again
Feb 23
Feb 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM UTC
Humpty Dumpty sat on a Wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the King’s Horses
And all the King’s Men
Could not put Humpty together again.
But along came a Salesman
With miracle glue
He looked at Humpty
And knew what to do:
He spread him all over
With some of his goo.
So now Humpty Dumpty’s
As good as new!
Jan 8
Jan 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM UTC
Humpty Trumpty
sat on his wall
bleating and blathering,
condemning us all.
"I know the way,
I'm better than you,"
Tweeted he every night
over his golf course view.
"I don't care for
Mexicans,
Muslims,
and not so much
Jews...
Well, at least not the Dems and
those on the
'news'.
I prefer instead
those painted orange,
like me,
in fine Italian shoes.
I'm the President now,
I decide
if the sky stays blue...
not the the artists or the scientists...
and certainly not
you.
I'll make this Country great again!
You'll see,
I know what to do!
Put your faith in me,
a 'Billionaire'!
I promise,
I'll tell you true!"
Hollered he up high,
his chubby fingers crossed,
as his great jowels blubbered,
and his voice quaked with frost.
"I wonder," thought I,
reading his alternate 'facts' of the day,
"Maybe he wouldn't be so grumpy
if his daddy had loved him more,
or at all,
or maybe,
just maybe,
if his fat greedy hands
weren't so
*********
small."
Nov 3, 2020
Nov 3, 2020 at 7:54 AM UTC
atop the apex
is a most precarious point
to be stationed
the slightest tremor
can topple down the tip's vantage
engineers know this
yet some will insist
on being seated trickily there
clinging to the edge
like inane humpty dumpty
setting himself well up for
an inglorious fall
Feb 16, 2018
Feb 16, 2018 at 11:28 PM UTC
Humpty Dumpty, sat gazing up.
Up on a day at noon.
He smiled with song in his heart,
and soon began to croon.
He echoed near and echoed far.
He sang out as men came.
On horses they gathered near,
to think he was not sane.
He sat not caring what they thought,
for with voice he sang loud.
Though he had an off key sound,
he sang and felt so proud.
But in his quest to sing loud,
he lost his balance true.
All kings men were yes in shock.
They didn't know what to do.
They tried to piece him back, they did.
Their intentions were pure.
So to honor Humpty's quest,
they sang off key some more.
StarBG © 2017
Sep 1, 2017
Sep 1, 2017 at 10:33 AM UTC
My name is Humpty
Everyone just dumpes on me
I know a secret most won't tell
I was cracked before I fell
Feb 11, 2017
Feb 11, 2017 at 1:24 PM UTC