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"Having turned the machinery of the Gov't into a corrupt process of getting bad press made on his political opponents, the Bidens, by buying false investigations on them by multiple Gov'ts, must be impeached, now", say Dems, the people. The impeachment investigation has received much evidence to support it, yet, Rumputin/vlad- the-impaler, who were illegally installed into the Blackhouse after the 2016 election, are stonewalling numerous other subpeonas, requests. People have seen evidence of Donald's demanding false investigations of the Bidens be started by the Ukrainian President in exchange for already allocated by Congress 1/2 a bill in anti-tank 'javelins', but not the unreturned voicemails detailing his desires for the same 'quid pro quo' by him to other nations, here's some.  The Donald, 'Hi President of Ghana, I've heard you have some hellified kool-aid, if you investigate the Bidens we'll buy 100's of tons, awaiting your call.' 'Yo, yo, yo, President of Liechtenstein, just calling to let you know if you liechten the Bidens and find some dirt on them, we'll buy a hundred gross of your steins, this is time sensitive, top secret, so get back to us a.s.a.p., pppppllllleeeeeaaassse?' ''Sup, President of Guyana, must be hot in Africa, too bad for you, all kidding aside, I hear you guys have the best kool-aid to die for, if you investigate the Bidens and find dirt on them we'll buy 1/4 of a bill worth.  Limited time offer, bro, sooooo holla.' 'President of Hungary, I've heard you guys are always Hungary, so, if you want a 1000 tons of food 'b' alls you have to do is investigate the Bidens, find dirt on them and provide it to the Steve Bannon set-up Hungarian fox news who'll broadcast it globally over the next year.' The atrocities of it all is all the people can say.  Does this feel like a Greek comedy/tragedy to anyone else?  A quickie impeachment to cover-up the bigger Russiagate one that indicts the whole of the republican conspiracy, just in time for vlad, etc., to hack our next presidential election?
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 5:16 PM UTC
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Our King-Kong Sized Terrible-Two
"Having turned the machinery of the Gov't into a corrupt process of getting bad press made on his political opponents, the Bidens, by buying false investigations on them by multiple Gov'ts, must be impeached, now", say Dems, the people. The impeachment investigation has received much evidence to support it, yet, Rumputin/vlad- the-impaler, who were illegally installed into the Blackhouse after the 2016 election, are stonewalling numerous other subpeonas, requests. People have seen evidence of Donald's demanding false investigations of the Bidens be started by the Ukrainian President in exchange for already allocated by Congress 1/2 a bill in anti-tank 'javelins', but not the unreturned voicemails detailing his desires for the same 'quid pro quo' by him to other nations, here's some.  The Donald, 'Hi President of Ghana, I've heard you have some hellified kool-aid, if you investigate the Bidens we'll buy 100's of tons, awaiting your call.' 'Yo, yo, yo, President of Liechtenstein, just calling to let you know if you liechten the Bidens and find some dirt on them, we'll buy a hundred gross of your steins, this is time sensitive, top secret, so get back to us a.s.a.p., pppppllllleeeeeaaassse?' ''Sup, President of Guyana, must be hot in Africa, too bad for you, all kidding aside, I hear you guys have the best kool-aid to die for, if you investigate the Bidens and find dirt on them we'll buy 1/4 of a bill worth.  Limited time offer, bro, sooooo holla.' 'President of Hungary, I've heard you guys are always Hungary, so, if you want a 1000 tons of food 'b' alls you have to do is investigate the Bidens, find dirt on them and provide it to the Steve Bannon set-up Hungarian fox news who'll broadcast it globally over the next year.' The atrocities of it all is all the people can say.  Does this feel like a Greek comedy/tragedy to anyone else?  A quickie impeachment to cover-up the bigger Russiagate one that indicts the whole of the republican conspiracy, just in time for vlad, etc., to hack our next presidential election?
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