#holyshit
"..so she just comes up to me and I didn't wanna say nuthin' to her
so I'm just like: 'Hey man, I'm just some dude.'
I wasn't lying, man, I mean, right? We all just dudes, right, man?
I be like 'Check it, dude; hows I sees it is: all us fuckin' dudes is equal,
and it make no fuckin' difference whether you got ovaries or testicles or whateverthefuck in between. **** like that is just a bad excuse to hate a ************ for no good reason. There's no need for that.
You best be hatin' a ************ for the right fuckin' reasons
if you gonna be hatin' on a ************ at all, naw'msayin'?
There are too fuckin' many good ******* reasons to hate on a fool
to let that silly, lame, petty childish **** cloud our judgements.'
Dude's a dude is a ************ dude no matter ******* what, man.
On a cosmic scale, I will have you know, gender really ain't a thing at all.. yo.
(Not at all to be confused with *** which, as it says here:
"can surely be cosmological in effect, assuming proper conditions.")
A genuine dude ************ can't be trippin' on petty ***** **** like what the **** is or isn't between your legs! Seriously: grow the **** up.
I mean, if I may, there be bigger issues at hand here-
bigger players in play, as it were, than
what the **** side of what fuckin' line on the beach you're from,
or what fuckin' skin you got,
or what genitalia you have,
or what genitalia you like,
or what words you use,
or what the **** versions, translations,
or versions of ******* translations
of whichever-the-fuck books
you do or don't happen to respect, man.
Just remember we all just dudes, man, okay?
That's all, really; Just be cool, and we cool.
It's really very simple and could be easy.
Now, I beseech of thee to dig it, dudes:
yea, though it would surely seem
we are physically different dudes,
there's really just this one Dude
with a capitol muh'fuckin D, right?
That fuckin' Guy is really every-fuckin'-thing else, man,
and we're all, like, little dude fractals and ****
aspiring to be spiraling out of his head and **** like that, man,
and Mr.Dr. Big Supreme Badass Cpt.Fuckin'Everything Dude's all like:
'Go for it, my dudes! Fuckin' right! Rock on! Yeah!! Get some!'
and I'm here to fuckin' prove it, man,
but, I mean, we're all here already, dudes,
and that's really all the proof of my point I think I need:
it's the Dude that's fuckin' everywhere, all the fuckin' time, man,
and, like, we've just gotta recognize that **** man,
and reflect it. We gotta respect that **** you know, man?
It's, like, soo super fuckin' far out, man,
that it's really just super fuckin' far in, maaan!
It's all the same, dudes.
Dudes. Hear me out, dudes.
It's all just fuckin' fractals and crystals and vibrations n' **** dude.
Reflections of Dude everywhere, dude.
I am Dude. We are Dude.
Dudes ******* abound, dude.
Keep bein' dudes, dudes.
Be excellent to each other. Party on, dudes.
Hey, woah man, what's that like?
I heard about that..
Pass that over here, dude, would'ya?
If you're into it, I'm curious...
..aww yeeeah.. thanks, man.
I appreciate it. Respect.
Now..
where was I..
**** I lost the trip, man. Oh well.
There was gonna be a point to that,
but I forget now. **** man.
I feel like an idiot. I'm sorry, I just wasted all that time!
What were you even asking me?
I get a bit carried away at times.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, its'..uhh. about three-fifteenish!"
-Jesus/Krishna/Horus/Me?/Etc./[You?]
Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 4:25 AM UTC
I can feel my cranium cracking,
Hear a high G ring in my ears.
I can't stop my stomach churning
But I can still hold back my tears.
I can't keep my head on straight
But dreams won't take me hostage.
Instead of sleep's limitless estate,
I'm in pain's cruel, ****** cage.
Mar 24, 2016
Mar 24, 2016 at 10:02 AM UTC