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Moo. Herd Immunity. Moo.
"I don't know what herd immunity is, but when you
add that to the people who have acquired immunity,
it looks like it could be very close to herd immunity.”
-Texas Governor Greg Abbott,
as quoted by the Washington Post via The Houston Chronicle
Moo. Herd immunity. Moo. Simple math.
Moo. Very close. Moo. Vigilant. Moo. Proactive.
Moo. Efficacy. Moo. Calculation.
Moo. Dashboards. Moo. Trackers. Moo. Asymptomatic.
Moo. 70% Moo. 80%.
Moo. Fourth surge. Moo. Waves. Moo. Gaps. Moo. Pockets.
Moo. Complications. Moo. Misunderstandings.
Moo. Factors. Moo. Threshold. Moo. Duration
Moo. Emerging. Probable. Moo. Data.
Moo. Equation. Moo. Very close. Moo. Died.
“I don’t know what herd immunity is…”
Moo.
Apr 13, 2021
Apr 13, 2021 at 9:18 AM UTC
I heard that Dr Johnny Bananas
signed off on a letter on herd immunity
and blow me, I’m in
Last seen fleeing a beat up
Chunking Mansion room
after a deal for python skins
(needed for his surefast oil) went bad,
his mad streak nearly had him
This was after that narrow squeak in Singapore, when peddling stay hard pills to rotten expats got dicey, as they realised his concoction
was more talc than tungsten
and some Salakau took a machete interest
So the enigmatic Dr B has resurfaced
in Great Barrington, Mass.
to add his voice to the Ivy League Profs, homeopaths and khoomii singers’
hard nosed exhortations
to stop worrying and love the fever,
persistent cough,
anosmia
If life has taught us anything
it’s that when Dr Johnny B spins
fresh from Whitehall or White House
with advice for living well,
you can take that to the offshore bank.
I’m sold
Oct 14, 2020
Oct 14, 2020 at 2:51 PM UTC