#hedgehog
Bobby the hedgehog small and round
And he lives under the ground and he
Has prickly spikes all over his back
He waddles down a leafy track
And little Bobby the hedgehog
He sniffs for beetles in the night
A hungry hunter what a sight
He rolls up tight a spiky ball
If danger makes him stand up tall
And Bobby the hedgehog we love you
And our little spiky friend too and
He sleeps all day in cozy nest
A tiny furry welcome guest
Bobby the hedgehog friend to all
Answers nature's gentle call.
Feb 15
Feb 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM UTC
A little hedgehog so spiky and small
Prickly coat snuffling nose he
Hides under the leaves
And sleeps all winter
He'd snuffle and root and
Then curl in a ball and sleep
For the winter until May.
Oct 16, 2025
Oct 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM UTC
I walk the dog
after he's done
with his dog affairs
I walk back home
go to the kitchen
and give him water and dry food
he starts eating.
Then I head to the balcony
and do the same
to my bunny
as he hops back and forth
until I feed him.
Then I feed the hedgehog
(wherever that antisocial
ball of ***** spikes is hiding)
I never see him.
I only see trails of ****
and empty bowls.
then I feed the hamsters
and circle back to the kitchen
and it commences:
oin oin oin oin oin oin oin
oin oin oin oin oin oin
oin oin oin oin
oin oin oin oin oin
oin oin oin oin oin oin
"So you ignore me all day
and then cry
when you crave
veggies, huh?"
oin oin oin oin oin oin o—
"alright, alright!"
I grab his bowl
clean it as best as I can
as he continues to cry
in the back ground.
I sprinkle some salad
and wild arugula in his bowl,
grab a knife
curve my fingers,
slice some cucumber,
and dice some
green pimento
and shove it all in.
oin oin oin oin oin oin —
" I heard you the first time, *******
I go up to his cage
and there he is.
holding the bars
still crying for veggies
I place the bowl
inside the cage and he bolts
towards the veggies,
and finally shuts the **** up.
If I knew a Guinea pig
would be this demanding
I would've taken my driver's license,
quit my job, find another one,
got to a bar, have a pint,
smoke a cigarette, join a band,
write a novel, ****** someone
and burry the dead body
somewhere those **** cries
would never reach me
even if their cute.
Apr 5, 2025
Apr 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM UTC
The little hedgehog
Waddles through the
Autumn leaves tonight
And it's nature's
Beautiful gift to life.
Jul 23, 2024
Jul 23, 2024 at 6:13 PM UTC
If you masturbated a hedgehog,
which ***** would you
make stiff first..
And how many schlongs
could you handle at once..
Wow thats deep....
Sep 20, 2020
Sep 20, 2020 at 4:50 PM UTC
dawn's radiant light
fell upon the wooded glade
on realizing its call
to rise
a chorus of robins
began their singing
for the day
the tuneful sounds
bought such joy
to the ear
wandering beneath
the overhanging boughs
was a lumbering hedgehog
he ceased his travels
to take a closer listen
on hearing the birds
bright twittering
it gladdened
him so
Jul 13, 2019
Jul 13, 2019 at 10:39 PM UTC
No Bumblebee.
No blackbird, swallow, swift or Robin.
No buttercups or poppies swaying in the breeze.
No hedgehog, weasel, stoat or mole
Almost silence.
Just one sound.
The sound of property developers chewing then choking on money.
May 27, 2019
May 27, 2019 at 3:47 PM UTC
I have a friend
She has a prickly
Exterior
Lashing out at
Others
First
Last year
She god a pet
Hedgehog
...
It died two weeks later
Sometimes the shield we put up
Hurts us
The
Most
Nov 22, 2018
Nov 22, 2018 at 9:02 PM UTC
I never thought I'd meet a animal
as unique as you
The moment , I saw you
my heart just knew
I was gonna love every minute
being with you
You were not mine as of yet
But you came to live with me
and so happy I was
You had the most funny
most goofy attitude
and you were the cutest
babygirl !!
Everywhere I took you
People got such a joy
from seeing you
Having a hedgehog
But not any hedgehog
I had you
I watched you explore
cooked up treats for you
I now miss those time
you poked me a time or two
I miss being awoken at night
You running on your wheel
scratching and burrowing
I miss holding you
That was the best
loving you watching you
sleep on my chest
I miss you my sweetest girl
Today , I had to say goodbye
It was the hardest thing to do
I now am lost
I wake up there's no you
miss hearing you play
you scratching about
It's lonely here
but your with me always
I know we will meet again
So keep chasing butterflies
And I'll enjoy our memories
We were quite a pair
Have Pippy will travel
Now what am I gonna do
Cause there's no replacing you
Forever my friend
Forever My Pipsqueak
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
© Jennifer Delong 11/11/18
Nov 14, 2018
Nov 14, 2018 at 11:47 AM UTC
As you tip toe
Through these leaves,
Crunches and snaps
Alert us of thieves,
Rummaging around
This narrowing night,
You popped up suddenly
You gave me a fright,
Silly little hedgehog
Appearing behind plants,
I feel a sudden warmth
I've soiled my pants.
May 31, 2017
May 31, 2017 at 5:48 PM UTC
I watched the fox, rat held firmly in its jaw,
Trot across the street, lithely avoiding the cars,
Ears pricked up.
It slithered under a fence and weaved through the undergrowth,
Not once acknowledging my presence.
Disappearing in the night, it yelped out its echoes in the wood
Licking out worms.
The shadowed moon slung down its light
Like weak silver bristles from the back of a carved out hedgehog
Covered with newly deposited fox saliva.
It had screamed as it was consumed-unable to die!
The crow stabbed at a newly dead rock pigeon
As the stalking cat pounced......
Death mingled!
Joe, who lived near me, waved:
I waved back, wondering why he saw nothing.
Sep 26, 2016
Sep 26, 2016 at 7:32 PM UTC