#hairdisasters
She put on a lilac ‘rinse’
And left it for only 10 mins
It went a deep shade of violet
She wished she hadn’t tried it
So she attempted to wash it out
But it was stuck fast there was no doubt
Then it faded to all colours of the spectrum
Now it’s green and matches her plectrum
It wasn’t her intention to have green hair
She wishes she’d resisted the urge
To dye it and make a right flaming mess
Now it seems in her head someone’s purged
So every day she scrubs and scrubs
With all manner of paint strippers
But the green in her barnet
just won’t budge
So she’s stuck with this colour it figures
Trying to match her clothes with her hair
Is proving quite a task
There’s only so much teal in her closet
And she’s bored with the situation though it lasts
Sick of the sight
When she looks in the mirror
She feels like shaving it all off
Grotbags would be thrilled
That she had an impersonator
Oh if only this girl could laugh
But it’s no laughing matter
When your hair’s in tatters
And no amount of effort sorts it out
All she wants to do
Is vanquish this colour
But she can’t and it’s stressing her out!
Aug 9, 2018
Aug 9, 2018 at 5:02 PM UTC