#great-time
A 911 call at a trap house.
A cop finds a dead dude with a broken face and a satchel of ****
When his detective buddy says "ey whats the cause of death?"
He picks up the **** and goes "Blunt force trauma."
His partner looks at him like "srsly?"
He just laughs.
Dec 2, 2014
Dec 2, 2014 at 5:29 PM UTC
What would you do
with me
On a shine-crisp day
Would you be polite
with me
Drinking Thai green tee
What would you do
with me
In your adored city
Sight seeing, hand in
hand ?
Climbing dragon
statues, touching marble
brests, carved out insanely
wonderful, giggling ?
Would you be naughty
enough; and first take me
In the hotel's elevator
Instead of a crunchy
brunch ?
Dec 5, 2015
Dec 5, 2015 at 12:39 PM UTC