#gluten
Soft curdled interior now at its eutectic
Holds a bifurcated square of gluten
Equally carbonized together
In an **** of ill-advised but sensual nutrition
Jul 25, 2014
Jul 25, 2014 at 11:14 AM UTC
There is no escape
From the ruthless, wrathful scourge
Of my intestines
Jan 9, 2019
Jan 9, 2019 at 1:02 PM UTC
Throw away that dastardly pastry,
don’t eat that muffin or scone,
run from that evil bakery,
leave them well enough alone!
Wheat, barley, rye and oats,
these are our greatest enemies,
remove them from our plates,
so they no longer rumble our tummies!
Let's start a blog, issue a protest,
we'll boycott Panera, Wonder Bread,
the Pillsbury Doughboy,
and have Quaker-Oats seeing red!
There’s no stopping us now,
we’ll bring all grain to its knees,
its high time our irritable bowels
do as they please!
Mar 2, 2020
Mar 2, 2020 at 1:23 PM UTC