Hello Poetry
Submit your work and get some sparkles! Create free account
#gluten
Soft curdled interior now at its eutectic Holds a bifurcated square of gluten Equally carbonized together In an **** of ill-advised but sensual nutrition
0
Jul 25, 2014
Jul 25, 2014 at 11:14 AM UTC
May Is National Grilled Cheese Sandwich And Poetry Month
There is no escape From the ruthless, wrathful scourge Of my intestines
0
Jan 9, 2019
Jan 9, 2019 at 1:02 PM UTC
**** you, gluten
Throw away that dastardly pastry, don’t eat that muffin or scone, run from that evil bakery, leave them well enough alone! Wheat, barley, rye and oats, these are our greatest enemies, remove them from our plates, so they no longer rumble our tummies! Let's start a blog, issue a protest, we'll boycott Panera, Wonder Bread, the Pillsbury Doughboy, and have Quaker-Oats seeing red! There’s no stopping us now, we’ll bring all grain to its knees, its high time our irritable bowels do as they please!
0
Mar 2, 2020
Mar 2, 2020 at 1:23 PM UTC
Make Friends Gluten-Free