#girlscouts
If you think dropping things in the toilet is icky
Never ever drop something in a camp's biffy
Mar 4, 2017
Mar 4, 2017 at 2:46 PM UTC
According to this book
You can't throw knives as a Girl Scout individual
However, the book neglects to mention
Uranium, cadavers, and cult rituals
Nov 10, 2016
Nov 10, 2016 at 8:35 PM UTC
I looked at my planner
To see my schedule in a glimpse
On election day, a month old note read
"Cookie sales and a possible apocalypse"
Oct 31, 2016
Oct 31, 2016 at 9:24 AM UTC
One had months of surgery on her knees
But she still stays active anyways
Another is in a hospital for anorexia
But she cooks like a TV chef anyways
One goes to therapy for her anxiety
But she runs for class president anyways
She has overwhelming depression
But she jokes around and parties anyways
She has all of the problems that being bisexual brings
But she makes friends and loves anyways
These are just some of the girls in my scout troop
And I'll remember them, always
Sep 25, 2016
Sep 25, 2016 at 10:43 PM UTC