#geriatric - Hello Poetry

Wake up negative! Listen to that geriatric! Wakes up so negative! Ever tried being positive? Go on, wake up negative! Listen to that geriatric's blackmail and blip, Go on, wake up negative.

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Mar 5, 2016

Mar 5, 2016 at 10:21 PM UTC

julie-grenness

WAKE UP NEGATIVE!!

Wake up negative! Listen to that geriatric! Wakes up so negative! Ever tried being positive? Go on, wake up negative! Listen to that geriatric's blackmail and blip, Go on, wake up negative.

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The old man's getting married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine! That' what he gets for perving! Get him to the morgue on time! The old man's getting to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine! The undertakers are steady, Both the coffins are ready, Extra wide for the big fat groom and bride! The old man's getting married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine! The bride is wearing her thongy, His sons are bringing their bongies, Get him to the morgue on time! The old man's groom married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine, The mob are bringing Marijuana pesto, The transvestites are saying hello, They can be mothers of the bride! The old man's getting married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse shall shine, Yes, that's what you get for perving, The morticians are all ready, The coffins are standing steady, Get him to the morgue on time!

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Jan 3, 2016

Jan 3, 2016 at 9:34 PM UTC

julie-grenness

OCTOGENARIAN WEDDING (Sing along to get me to the Church on time!)

The old man's getting married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine! That' what he gets for perving! Get him to the morgue on time! The old man's getting to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine! The undertakers are steady, Both the coffins are ready, Extra wide for the big fat groom and bride! The old man's getting married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine! The bride is wearing her thongy, His sons are bringing their bongies, Get him to the morgue on time! The old man's groom married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse does shine, The mob are bringing Marijuana pesto, The transvestites are saying hello, They can be mothers of the bride! The old man's getting married to a fat ****** Ding, **** the wedding hearse shall shine, Yes, that's what you get for perving, The morticians are all ready, The coffins are standing steady, Get him to the morgue on time!

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Dey done tells me I got dis Alls Hyme errs But I Kants fer *** Bout dat night What a beaut Shee-it! Out Dee Sight Den dar wuz Dis Hurr peck-it fuzz I done fund Fun Where amz I Kent fer gat Wher Ahz ben Korns ah camein and de clock be ticks in world done been spinns my brani cants be thinksen no amz more Da words Well... De done did fells out de mouth of me but dey meanings all gone Still... Dat der squakin makes me grin Well, well, well... Daey tellsz me I gits dis Hurr Alls Hyme errs Guess dats be true Who am You?

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Jan 9

Jan 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM UTC

radicalsingularity

Alls-Hyme-Errs

Dey done tells me I got dis Alls Hyme errs But I Kants fer *** Bout dat night What a beaut Shee-it! Out Dee Sight Den dar wuz Dis Hurr peck-it fuzz I done fund Fun Where amz I Kent fer gat Wher Ahz ben Korns ah camein and de clock be ticks in world done been spinns my brani cants be thinksen no amz more Da words Well... De done did fells out de mouth of me but dey meanings all gone Still... Dat der squakin makes me grin Well, well, well... Daey tellsz me I gits dis Hurr Alls Hyme errs Guess dats be true Who am You?

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Dey done tells me I got dis Alls Hyme errs But I Kants fer *** Bout dat night What a beaut Shee-it! Out Dee Sight Den dar wuz Dis Hurr peck-it fuzz I done fund Fun Where amz I Kent fer gat Wher Ahz ben Korns ah camein and de clock be ticks in world done been spinns my brani cants be thinksen no amz more Da words Well... De done did fells out de mouth of me but dey meanings all gone Still... Dat der squakin makes me grin Well, well, well... Daey tellsz me I gits dis Hurr Alls Hyme errs Guess dats be true Who am You?

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Jan 9

Jan 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM UTC

radicalsingularity

Alls-Hyme-Errs

Dey done tells me I got dis Alls Hyme errs But I Kants fer *** Bout dat night What a beaut Shee-it! Out Dee Sight Den dar wuz Dis Hurr peck-it fuzz I done fund Fun Where amz I Kent fer gat Wher Ahz ben Korns ah camein and de clock be ticks in world done been spinns my brani cants be thinksen no amz more Da words Well... De done did fells out de mouth of me but dey meanings all gone Still... Dat der squakin makes me grin Well, well, well... Daey tellsz me I gits dis Hurr Alls Hyme errs Guess dats be true Who am You?

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